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Kept in Cages by ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm, sweet_s0rr0w
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Aug 2022
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Deep in the heart of the Ministry lies the Beast Division: a hidden room where ancient beasts roam, and winged creatures soar, and grumpy giant ferrets eat all your biscuits unless you keep them well hidden. Draco Malfoy would know – he’s been working there for five years now, after all.
Meanwhile, on Level One, ex-Golden Boy Harry Potter is stuck in another interminable policy meeting, completely unaware of the mysterious comings and goings just three floors below. But when a giant snake emergency requires the assistance of a Parselmouth, Harry finds himself thrust, unprepared, into Draco’s weird and wonderful world – and naturally, he can’t keep away…
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20 Jul 2026
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r/OneOrangeBraincell
A subreddit dedicated to derpy orange cats! "It's a common belief that all orange cats share a single brain cell." -Unknown
Created Feb 18, 2008
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826K Brain cells
10K Searching for the brain cellThe fact that Ronald Weasley is not a cat is not about to stop Draco Malfoy from complaining about him on his new favourite subreddit.
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19 Jul 2026
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When Regulus Black woke up in 1991 after he was supposed to die twelve years prior, he realized two things. One, the locket he had worked so hard to steal had never been destroyed so the Dark Lord was still alive. And two, Harry Potter, James Potter's son, was in danger.
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Regulus goes to school with the Golden Trio.
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- Part 1 of the golden king
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17 Jul 2026
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PROMPT: Teddy has watched Harry deny himself everything he wants the past 20 years, including Draco Malfoy. Teddy is fucking done watching them pine, and he also knows Draco has no hard limits and is a bit of a slut. They hatch a plan: Teddy morphs into Harry, he and Draco fuck, they set Harry up to walk in on them. Harry will realize what he's missing and be with Draco.
It has only now occurred to me that maybe Harry joins.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE.
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12 Jul 2026
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Teddy leaves Grimmauld to meet up with Scorpius and Albus at a club gig. After, he accompanies them home and help them out a bit. They have lots of fun together. Even if Teddy can be a bit bossy. Or maybe because of it.
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- Part 3 of One big horny family
Bookmarked by le_petit_bean
12 Jul 2026