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(Inspired by @1m41w4's (on twt) somno comics!!!)
Pure Vanilla was late to their bedroom, tired from a full day of ruling his kindom, despite no longer being king. Having promised Shadow Milk to have sex that night, Pure Vanilla asks Shadow Milk to use his body as he sleeps.
Of course, Shadow Milk uses the offer to his advantage.
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- Part 3 of Mine, All Mine. (SMPV NSFW fics)
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Post beast-yeast ep 8, where Shadow Milk grows closer to Pure Vanilla and the two develop a relationship.
Shadow Milk's feelings for Pure Vanilla is weird, a rollarcoaster on most days. On this day, he feels annoyance, turned off, turned on, holy shit, guilt, guilt, guilt, and love. This love for Pure Vanilla switches between obsession and true love a little too often, though.
Obsession that feeds into Shadow Milk's want to make Pure Vanilla his. To make Pure Vanilla his doll, completely breaking his mind in sex and destroying him. And love, that makes Shadow Milk want to improve for Pure Vanilla.(This fic went off the rails. I just kept writing them being filthy then feelings snuck in at the end)
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- Part 2 of Mine, All Mine. (SMPV NSFW fics)
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Truthless Recluse waits for his partner to come home from his classes, not realizing that the plug sage put in him last night was a vibrator controlled by the sage himself.
porn without plot (recluse gets fucked)
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- Part 1 of Mine, All Mine. (SMPV NSFW fics)
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mumbo didn't think about the consequences by lahme
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
18 Dec 2023
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When Mumbo thought to steal Grian’s soul, he really didn’t think about the consequences.
Mumbo Jumbo is the perfect name, he thinks, for his brain is only filled with nonsense. Not a single good thought goes into his head, maybe once in a while for some redstone contraption, but there is not a single ounce of common sense in there. For example, Mumbo is one of the few people on this server who knows of Grian’s backstory, trusted enough by Grian to know it. Yet, being a complete idiot, he forgot Grian isn’t just a normal bird hybrid.
At least his friends are there to help him through it.aka Grian uses magic, Mumbo gets hurt, Scar joins and they cuddle yippeee
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Grian feels lonely, never being alone for this long before
Scar finds him during a break, and they cuddle
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Series of non-related Shadow Milk/Pure Vanilla explict works. I am a Bottom Pure Vanilla truther so most of it will be bot Pure Vanilla, however if I get a good top PV idea I might write that. But I really doubt it rn since I am. a little. obsessed with bot pv.
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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Bookmarked by lahme
20 May 2026
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Leaving a Mark by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Ryland has a tattoo. So does Rocky. It's not the same thing, but it also really is.
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20 May 2026
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The Sage of Truth brought home an odd plant and made chocolates out of it with Truthless Recluse
Unfortunate, that plant is a very, very potent aphrodisiac.Bookmarked by lahme
23 Mar 2026
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Noelle and Kris have known each other forever; they grew up together, Kris pulling pranks that made Noelle shriek only to get chased around by Dess with a wiffle bat in retaliation, playing video games together until Kris inevitably decided to get up and go play the Holiday family's piano...
Then Dess went missing. Kris went quiet. Asriel left for college. Distance grew between friends.
Dess came back. Kris started to smile again. Noelle and Kris reconnected, and together, they survived high school.
College is going to be a new challenge all its own, but at least they're in it together, right?
...Then Noelle meets her new roommate, Susie, and things get a little more complicated.
(AKA I refuse to pick a ship so all three of these dorks are going to figure out the whole friendship thing and fall for each other or so help me)
Bookmarked by lahme
18 Jan 2026
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29 Dec 2025