kyme
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dust in my eye by kyme for Otno
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2024
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He lay there long enough for his blood to grow a flower, its petals pitch black from despair, its leaves nourished by his tears. And by the time he left, it had turned to ash.
And so the story goes, if a speck of that ash gets into your eye, your heart will turn to despair, what was once bright will turn grey, all that was wonderful and joyful will cease to please you, and no matter how you look, you will never see a single mote of love.
Yue Qi has to save his beloved from his own despair.
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Plum Blossoms on Snow: Yue Qi's adventures in romance by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2023
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Wait. That was it! Tianlang Jun had possibly the best idea he had ever had in his entire 389 year existence!!!
“Yue Qi, this master knows exactly what you need to do.”
An exercise in how many failed romance tropes Yue Qi is going to go through before he gets his one true love, supported by Tianlang Jun, master romancer extraordinaire.
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Safe and Sound by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Sep 2023
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A tiger demon and a cat demon snuggle.
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Best Noodles for Miles Around by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2023
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“What were you doing in that part of town anyway? Lordlings like you don’t bother hanging around there unless they feel like being ‘generous’ or having ‘fun’.” Shen Jiu’s face clearly shows what he thinks of them. He ladles soup into a bowl of freshly boiled noodles, tops it with a lusciously gleaming meat sauce and bright green spring onions and places it in front of Yue Qingyuan. His eyes slide over Yue Qingyuan consideringly.
Yue Qingyuan is saved by a local noodle seller and proceeds to concoct the grandest and most elaborate scheme to win over his beloved.
First step, slurp on the best noodles for miles.
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无处话凄凉 | Nowhere to speak of my loneliness and desolation by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2023
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He was seeing Shen Jiu everywhere, it seemed. Just last week he paused in a busy market, thinking he’d spotted someone who moved like Xiao Jiu did, but in the end it wasn’t him.
It sometimes felt like it never would be.
Yue Qingyuan makes a new friend in an unlikely place.
Recent bookmarks
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rice powder road trip by whitesatinboots (ambrorussa)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jul 2026
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Afraid of failing his sword ceremony and being kicked out of the sect before he can rescue Shen Jiu, Yue Qi makes a spur-of-the-moment decision and goes to find his friend before anything worse can happen to either of them.
Or, the one in which Shen Jiu dresses as a girl to escape Qiu Jianluo.
Bookmarked by kyme
10 Jul 2026
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one summer night by minamimaru
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jul 2026
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This is by no means the first time that Yue Qingyuan has worked late into the night and asked for his meals to be left for later. The disciples of Qiong Ding need their rest, and Yue Qingyuan will not have the servants running themselves ragged just to accommodate his needs at such an unforgiving hour. He is more than capable of going to the kitchens himself.
Still, the nights bring Shen Qingqiu to his table.
Bookmarked by kyme
05 Jul 2026
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Often by Pondreeds
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2026
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So their sex life was…adolescent. That was embarrassing, but wasn’t the end of the world. And it was nobody’s business but their own.
…Well, it should be nobody’s business but their own. But it wasn’t.
The real problem was that these past three months, his Zhangmen-shixiong had also started making uncountable mistakes related to the Sect. Forgetting paperwork. Calling important people by the wrong names, getting dates wrong. Blatantly spacing out at meetings, his eyes glazed over.
—Yue Qingyuan struggles to stay professional after becoming intimate with Shen Qingqiu.
Bookmarked by kyme
04 Jul 2026
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“连你也要欺负我不会说话…”
向妻子撒娇是极好的。
Bookmarked by kyme
03 Jul 2026
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Impulse Control by CherriChou for SakuraPain
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jun 2026
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Yue Qingyuan spotted him and smiled widely—which was already startling enough—and hurriedly made his way over to him. Mindful of the fact that they were in front of his disciples, Shen Qingqiu gave a respectful salute. “Zhangmen—”
“Xiao-Jiu, will you marry me?”
The entire field fell silent.
YQY has been drugged with something nefarious! He keeps saying all kinds of nonsense that he surely doesn’t actually mean, like complimenting SQQ and saying he wants to be near him and asking to…marry him…
Well. What’s SQQ supposed to do? Not take advantage while YQY is in such an exploitable state? It’s not like it’s real, anyway; once YQY recovers, he’ll surely take it all back.
Bookmarked by kyme
26 Jun 2026