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The War may be over but that doesn't mean the government got better magically. So when the Wizengamot decides to enforce a Marriage Law in order to "save the decimated wizarding population of Great Britain," it sends shockwaves through the Burrow's peaceful atmosphere. Hermione is miserable, trapped as a grunt in a job she hates; George is nearly unrecognizable and unapproachable, suffering from PTSD. What the hell is going to happen now that they have been matched together?
ABANDONED DUE TO ROWLING'S HATEFULNESS (racism/homophobia/transphobia/anti-semitism/ableism/etc.) SPOILING THE BOOKS AND WORLD FOR ME.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ONLY LOVE LIVES HERE 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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*HIATUS* Lee and George, in a fit of boredom, make a bet that Lee has to woo the next girl to walk into their shop and get her to fall for him. Unfortunately for Lee, the next girl who walks in is not even single. And there's no way she's going to ever take him seriously.
With inspiration from "Welcome to Night Vale" in the form of Lee's own radio show - "Welcome to River Talk."
ABANDONED DUE TO ROWLING'S HATEFULNESS (racism/homophobia/transphobia/anti-semitism/ableism/etc.) SPOILING THE BOOKS AND WORLD FOR ME.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ONLY LOVE LIVES HERE 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Sometimes, George would find himself out of his depths when working on a prank. Problem is, Fred was always the one to help him out. With Fred gone and a business to run, George is desperate for a little assistance. And he knows the only person who can truly help him is the one person who is guaranteed to say 'no'. But he's been told he's quite good at convincing people...
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An Engagement with Sherlock Holmes by kitcat234
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
04 Jan 2014
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Joan Watson just can't seem to catch a break - whether it's fighting with chip and pin machines or racing across London on the word of her sociopath flatmate, she's always right in the middle of the chaos. When Sherlock and her go undercover as a couple to catch a serial killer, things get...interesting.
Fem!John.
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A few years after the War, George is in search of a flatmate. Coincidentally, Hermione's just kicked her out. Forced together, they have to see if they can live together without killing each other. Becoming friends? Now that's a laugh.
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until all these shivers subside by skogr
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)
18 Jan 2015
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He’s seven years old and he wants to be a templar. To this end, he has procured a stick he deems worthy of being his sword, and carries it everywhere. His parents despair.
You don’t even know what that means, they say. He does. He knows.
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26 Feb 2026
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How many people has she done this with? Dozens, probably. She's a master of getting people into her web, Panam bets. With the way she's looking at Panam so patiently, that sly little smirk on her full lips that she could just—
Fuck. Alright, so maybe something might happen between the two of them tonight.
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01 Sep 2025
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everything is good for you (if it doesn't kill you) by Calmaise
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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"Everything to do with you has to do with me," Johnny tells V.
Maybe that's true, or maybe he's just a narcissistic bastard. Either way, things between V and her resident brain parasite are pretty weird, and they're only going to get weirder when V takes a routine gig that goes explosively sideways.
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23 Aug 2025
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Panam has convinced herself her feelings for V are a non-issue, easily ignorable when you consider how deep and satisfying their friendship is. Her sex drive, rearing its head after a long hibernation, disagrees.
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14 Jul 2025
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A supposedly routine trip to Omega to pick up parts for the Normandy takes an unexpected turn for Garrus and Shepard when they run into someone from her past. Set during ME2
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24 Mar 2025