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  1. Rec *

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    “You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.

    “I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”

    He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.

    When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.

    (the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)

    (or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)

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    06 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    theyre so dumb /positive

  2. Rec *

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    Ilya buys Shane a Polaroid camera for their first Christmas together, and Shane finds a new favorite subject to photograph.

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    Five times Ilya secretly wrote about his relationship with Shane through cryptic photos and social media posts, and one time he didn't have to.

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    10 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    rlly cute hollanov fluff

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    Shane was there when Ilya got the call, his arm heavy across Ilya's stomach, like even in sleep he could tell something was trying to take Ilya away from him.

    When Boston realize Ilya wants out, they send him to the highest bidder. The highest bidder is LA.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Emily @emilystwitterstuff21

    Shane Hollander being a physically and emotionally abusive boyfriend was not on my bingo card this year. What the fuck is going on??

    Clara @hockeyfan101

    Of all hockey players it's SHANE HOLLANDER??? The golden boy of the NHL that does no wrong?? Omg. Istg men are trash.

    Or: everyone thinks Shane abuses his girlfriend Lily, and Yuna Hollander is not at all amused about, while Shane is just upset that his parents have such an issue with him being gay.

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    13 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i love this series of smaus

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    Troy slid his phone across the table. There, under a photo of Ilya hugging Luca, was a deeply distasteful attempt at a joke.

    “I always knew Roz would leave Hollzy for a younger model.”

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    Shane’s final straw lies somewhere between Troy pushing him for a conversation he’s not ready for, and Hayden deciding that Shane’s marriage is hilarious. Hayden bears the brunt of it either way.

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    13 Jun 2026