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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    He gives him another up-down, “I have no idea what you’re talking about, baby boy.” He flashes a smile at him.

    Peter stands up and walks in front of him before he can think it through and the merc is towering over him, even from this distance and his brain short-circuits for a second, again. He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath in and out. He opens them to those same teasing eyes.

    “Look.” Deadpool looks at him with amusement.

    He continues, “I’m sorry for not being all the way there recently and that was really shitty to do to my best friend,” he puts his hand up before Wade can start screaming about how he finally said it.

    “And, yes, I will do better but first, you have to stop doing that ‘up-down’ thing,” Wade looks at him confused again but Peter keeps talking. It was his turn to ramble.

    Or: Peter keeps zoning out when Wade talks for some reason and Wade decides to do something about it.

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    22 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    “You got a splinter stuck in your no-no square,” Wade looks at a mortified Peter in disbelief, “and you want me to help you get it out? Are you doing the ‘I got stuck in the washing machine, step-bro’ thing? ‘Cuz if you are, I’m DTF but if you wanted me on you, you could’ve just asked”.

    Peter cringes at the reminder of his current predicament.

    “It’s not inside, it’s on the labia, I think. But…yes, I need your help. Just…please don’t make this more embarrassing than it already is,” Peter implores, already knowing that it’s an impossible expectation. He’s sitting at the very edge of the bed, elbows digging into his thighs and his hands over his face as he wishes for the mattress to swallow him whole.

    There’s no way this situation can be anything but humiliating.

    Or: Wade helps Peter with his morning wood.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    godlyroman i love you

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Personally, Garp doesn’t find anything more exciting than eating a well-cooked steak—but devouring his newly acquired cadet is a close second.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    Truly a "proceed with caution" fic. And I proceeded to get horny

  5. Rec 20

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    Lightning enters his farewell season without a crew chief, just as Jackson Storm returns to the US circuit.

    Set five years after Cars 3.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    so scrumptious I want to have an infinite supply of it like the type of meal I'd pick when it's my last before getting executed by an electric chair