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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    No matter the trope.
    No matter the universe.
    No matter the setup.
    They find each other.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    “What I gather is, you are boring. You don’t have any plans tonight.”

    “No…”

    Rozanov gestured at the air between them. “So, perfect time to start our first real assignment. It’ll make Levett happy.”

    Shane glanced at the wall clock behind Rozanov, which definitely read 11:09. “We could get in trouble for this. It’s not boring to do the job right.”

    “Mm, yes it is.” Rozanov grabbed a stuffed manilla folder and shoved it into Shane’s chest. “But don’t worry. I will drive.”

    Years after dropping out of college hockey and stumbling into Criminology instead, Shane Hollander is determined to make things work with a detective agency right outside of Montreal. But when his first assignment is to work with Ilya Rozanov, the agency's resident PI with a secret past, he's not so sure he'll make it here, either.

    or, a 90's-inspired X-Files-esque mystery romance AU in which Hollanov are two very different investigators forced to work together while unintentionally falling for each other.

    ON HIATUS as I rework the last few chapters :)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    A silly Hollanov Social Media AU, in which Shane has been running the most trusted Ilya updates account for almost a decade, but one day, he accidentally breaks character and sends Hockey Twitter into a spiral to help him get laid.

    [Originally posted on Twitter here.]

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    19 Jun 2026

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    ”The meds should kick in soon. They should be pretty mild, but if you feel nauseous, try and let me know before, not after. There’s a bucket here if you need it.”

    ”It’s kind of- fruity” said Rozanov, and Shane said, “yeah, people say that” instead of “so am I. Wanna taste?”

    And with that, the ambulance pulled away from the curb.

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    Technically, Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander meet at a club. The gun shot wound is a bit of a mood-killer, but I'm sure they'll make it work.

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