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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of ejo + hr
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28 Jan 2026
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“Martin, you’re not… Er... You didn't die here, did you?”
“What? No. No, I died in my flat, actually.”
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- Part 1 of Patchwork
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- English
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- 53/53
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17 Jun 2024
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Beholding the GDPR: How the Magnus Institute Updated Its Privacy Policy for the Twenty-First Century And Only Caused One Nervous Breakdown In The Process by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 May 2020
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I'm sure given your position you already know about the advent of the General Data Protection Regulation next year, wrote Peter Lukas, to Elias Bouchard. However, the Lukas family wishes to be crystal clear that our continued investment is contingent upon the Institute taking its responsibilities with regards to privacy and confidentiality seriously.
The Magnus Institute hires a Data Protection Officer. He sets about diligently booking in meetings, writing policy documents, and training all the staff in the importance of confidentiality. Now if only he could get hold of the Head Archivist, who seems to have vanished again...
(Jon is only trying to save the world, but apparently some people think he should still be doing his day job.)
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21 Apr 2024
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we should ride this wave to shore by ClarionGlass
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 May 2021
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“archives research & statement envestigation”
Timothy Stoker renamed the group “drinks drinks drinks”
Timothy Stoker changed Sasha James’s nickname to saucy sash
Timothy Stoker changed Martin Blackwood’s nickname to martini kart
Timothy Stoker changed his nickname to stonked
stonked: so how bout it lads
saucy sash: oh god.
A TMA group chat fic where the worst problems they have to deal with start with "h" and end with "angovers"Series
- Part 1 of everything is fine!! chatverse
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- English
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- 163,580
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- 44/44
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- 5
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19 Apr 2024
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nor any more youth or age than there is now by subcorax
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Feb 2020
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The local Primary school has a new teacher. He is, to say the very least, odd.
A series of statements regarding the interactions of the townsfolk with one Jonathan Sims, never formally given.
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17 Apr 2024
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He saw the horn poking out from the pony's head, golden and straight and somehow delicate-looking despite the empty tuna can hanging off of it. The unicorn horn. "The fuck," Sidney said out loud, his eye skipping from the horn over the greyish-white body to the graceful gold-toned hooves.
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- 4/4
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16 Nov 2023
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The first Zhenya heard about it was an email from Sidney in the middle of August.
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16 Nov 2023
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Hunger and Appetite by thegoodbutter
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
15 Jul 2023
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Butter makes everything better, her mother always said.
Or: The Baking Thing
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- 6/6
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26 Oct 2023
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sting of a wasp by brightbolt, imperfectlyctor
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Aug 2021
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"You’re a virgin,” Gideon said, testing it out. "Huh."
Harrow didn’t like the sound of that huh. She knew Gideon’s noises, and that was a thoughtful, sinister huh. That was the same huh she’d made before putting canned tuna in Crux’s work boots.
Her eyes narrowed. “What.”
Gideon cocked her head to the side. “Is there a reason you’re waiting?” There was no judgement in the question— only genuine curiosity.
Perhaps it was this that made Harrow more inclined to answer. “I don’t have the time to look for someone new,” She shrugged. “And my available pool is… somewhat limited.”
“Well,” Gideon said, with just a hint of conspiracy in those glittering golden eyes. “If you ever want to change that, you have my number.”
What? What?
Harrow blinked. “What?”
Or: the five times Gideon and Harrow successfully bone, and the one time they don't.
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- 42,138
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- 2/2
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25 Sep 2023
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Or Are We Dancers by crossingwinter
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
21 Sep 2014
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It had been months of people asking if she’s all right. If she’s over it. If she’s better. She didn’t expect posing naked for an art student’s senior project would be the thing that actually made things almost normal again.
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25 Sep 2023
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Reina “Rey” Jaffa knows a thing or two about the ways people disappear. They all do, at Resistencia Investigations. So when Ben Solo’s mother comes calling with a case that ought to be cold, something about the way the rich boy vanished doesn't sit right. Digging deep into the roots of a sunny California town, Rey finds a web of crime that stretches from Mexico to Japan, but even the dark business of gamblers and smugglers can't provide the answers she’s looking for. What connects a runaway maid, an inherited orchard, an ominously-named river, and a dangerous man on a Vincent Black Knight motorcycle?
Every town has its sins, and every sin has its price, but it's not always the guilty who pay. Nobody knows that better than Rey.
Except maybe Ben Solo.
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- English
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- 18/18
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15 Jun 2023
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Twenty years ago, give or take, Gerri and Baird Kellman divorced, and Gerri left Waystar Royco for PGM.
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05 May 2023
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He’s never lived in a place that shares a floor with neighbors, always had a fucking penthouse, but this place shares a small hallway with two other units and the idea of that is so nauseating and claustrophobic that he has to smother it all under five hours of drinking before he can bring himself to sign the papers...
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22 Apr 2023
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Shauna wakes in the night. Jackie doesn't freeze.
Or: me, throwing my hat in the ring with yet another post-finale Jackie Lives fix-it fic
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- 176,068
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- 25/?
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22 Apr 2023
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This is a story about a fight. But to get here, you have to go back to the beginning. Because it’s also a story about a talk, and a kiss, and a coffee shop that births an arrangement, which leads to a bed and roommates and a cat and a party and blood, occasionally, and really, really good sex.
All of these things can’t exist without the other. That is love.
And this—
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or, eve is broke. villanelle is... trying new things. somehow, they become roommates.
you know...
roommates
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- English
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- 40/40
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22 Apr 2023
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you'll be the love of my life when i was young by spasticandviolent
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
27 Feb 2022
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But, she doesn’t find her mom on the other side of the door, instead she finds Jackie Taylor standing on her front step, a little unsteady with glassy eyes that say she’s been crying. A Toyota Camry that looks a lot like Tai’s pulls away down her street, and Shauna just shakes her head as she stands in the doorway.
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21 Apr 2023
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shut up kiss me hold me tight by chasingfictions for cinnamonfiglatte
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
16 Feb 2022
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in which lottie and nat can't stop making out at parties. but like, it so doesn't mean anything. right?
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Now it feels like every weekend she’s out at a party, doesn’t half know why until she spots Nat there. Laughing in her little circle of stoner friends in this haze of smoke that makes Nat’s eyes do this twinkly thing that makes Lottie hungry.Series
- Part 2 of kissing lessons
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21 Apr 2023
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Untouchable by mylordshesacactus for Kablob
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
05 Sep 2022
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“It makes me feel like a princess,” she admitted. “Just like in the stories. A fair maiden locked away in a far-off turret. Knowing that any strapping young knights wanting to court me will have to earn their way past the fierce, jealous dragon who guards my door. It’s quite comforting.”
Rhaenyra grinned sleepily. “A princess in a what now?”
Incredible. She could actually hear Alicent rolling her eyes. “In a high tower, yes, you’re very clever, Rhaenyra. Gods, why do I talk to you.”
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16 Nov 2022
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Public Bookmark 217
Mystery Work
Part of Hiatus2022
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by kelestial
07 Oct 2022
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the most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you by greatunironic
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 Jul 2022
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Sixteen years after the world didn't end for the last time, Max Mayfield showed up on Steve’s doorstep and said, “You gonna walk me down the aisle in May or what?” Or, it’s 2002 and Steve Harrington attends a wedding, a funeral, and a birth.
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- Language:
- English
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- 34,987
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 65
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04 Aug 2022