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“You know the bubbles are your enemy.”
“Pfft,” Buck scoffed. “The bubble that is Eddie’s ass isn’t my enemy. Do you think anyone’s ever eaten him out before? I think I should. He deserves to be treated nice like that.”
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Since turning 30, Buck's relationship with champagne has changed. It also manages to change his relationship with Eddie.
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09 Jul 2026
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"I don't think it'll fit me either, Buck." He said, sliding his sweatpants down to his ankles, leaving him standing in just briefs and his t-shirt.
Buck scoffed. "Puh-lease," He said dramatically. "It looks exactly your size, Eds." He motioned up and down Eddie's body as he spoke.
"Har-har, very funny." Eddie replied. He stood there for a moment, skirt in hand as his mind was swimming in the four bottles he had drank prior, but ultimately, he took a deep breath, and hooked his legs into the skirt, pulling it up slowly.
He expected more resistance—maybe even getting it stuck around him, like Buck did, but getting it past his thighs and ass only took a little bit of effort, otherwise the skirt fit him like it was tailored to his size exactly. The hem of his boxer briefs were visible from the front, and from the cool breeze he could feel in the back, now, Eddie knew that it sat pretty high up on his ass.
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Eddie and Buck, drunk, find a miniskirt in Eddie's old storage.
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09 Jul 2026
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Buck chuckles, digging his fingernails into the expanse of Eddie’s hips. “Don’t forget the name of the game… truth or dare?”
“I hate you,” Eddie hisses as he lets his head hit the door with blunt force, the sound echoing throughout the empty house. Bad idea. That may hurt tomorrow.
“Feels like it.” Buck pauses to pull back, sweat dripping down his forehead, his cheeks blotchy and his nose beet red. Eddie wants to lick it up, wants to take another shot of tequila and chase it down with Buck’s sweat and a squeeze of lime. “You’re still so hard, Eds.”
Or; Eddie and Buck get drunk on tequila and they play a very intense game of Truth or Dare.
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25 May 2026
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"That is. Okay. Where do I start." Pushing off the counter — hands need to be free for this. "Number one. That is not how being secure in your sexuality works. Number two. That is the opposite of how it works. Number three. Most straight men who are secure in their sexuality do not, as a method of confirming this, seek out gay sex. That is— Eddie, that is gay. The thing you are describing is gay. The act of doing it is gay. There is no version of this where you end up more straight at the other end."
Eddie scoffs. "You don't know that."
"I do know that."
"You don't."
"Eddie, I am bi. I have personally conducted this experiment. The results are in."
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Eddie asks Buck to fuck him to prove he's straight. Things go about as well as you'd think.Series
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18 May 2026
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Eddie huffed out a laugh. "I appreciate the concern, but I think I'd be able to handle myself against Craig, the fifty-four year old business rep who smells like ham." He said, taking a big bite of his cookie.
Hen chuckled, shaking her head. "No, I just mean, like—the Uber thing as a whole, I guess. With that ass, you could've just slapped on a pair of panties and took a couple pictures, and boom, you'd make five hundred in, I don't know, probably an hour?"
Eddie choked on his snickerdoodle.
Huh??
"Hmfp??" Eddie tried to speak through the mouthful of crumbs he had, though with the way his eyes had widened, staring at Hen as he sat stock-still, it was clear she had taken him off guard.
And she really, really had. Panties? What was she even suggesting?
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Buck walks into Eddie trying on panties for the first time. They both act normal about it.
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14 May 2026