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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    Steve Rogers is a struggling artist. It's not as romantic as it sounds.

    What Steve really wants is a job as a session musician. He can play enough instruments that he could make a decent amount of money doing it, but in New York there are just too many talented musicians and not enough jobs to go around. So he takes jobs in hipster bars, hotel lobbies, at weddings and bar mitzvahs and office parties.

    If he gets one more request for Let it Go, he swears he'll find it within himself to punch a child.

    He lives in a tiny, shitty apartment with Sam, who was his sort-of-boyfriend for a few weeks until he decided Steve's very domestic relationship goals weren't for him. They're still pretty much best friends, luckily for Steve, because when the regular pianist at Sam's dance company runs away to Canada he's recommended his roommate and got him the job before Steve even knows about it.

    Dancers. Steve's going to have to spend his days with dancers. Great.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “Y’know,” Naruto starts. The swish of the water doesn’t cease, but it’s gentler now. “I thought you would’ve wanted the extra time to drown me in the pond yourself.”

    Sasuke huffs, pushing a wet strand of hair out of his eyes. “I still plan to do that, don’t worry, idiot.”

    “I can hear a ‘but’ in there, Sas, c’mon, spit it out.”

    He rolls his eyes. “But you’re going to get sick if we’re out here any longer.”

    There’s a pause. A soft intake of breath. It’s then he realizes the enormity of his statement, the raw honesty twined in with the deadpan.

    Too much, he thinks frantically. His heart is suddenly too loud in his chest, pounding away like a bass boosted jackhammer.

    He was too honest, too open, it was too much and Naruto’s going to—

    Naruto is—

    “I guess you’re right,” Naruto says softly. His hand brushes Sasuke’s in the water, his pinky twining around his.

    naruto goes looking for frogs. sasuke is a reluctant assistant.

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    22 May 2026

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    Peter Parker was tired.
    The all consuming, aching, bone-deep kind of tired that only ever came with way too much on one's plate. It was slow; agonizingly slow—his lungs strained as he breathed, and every time it became more difficult, like he was right back under that building, struggling to hold up hundreds of tons of concrete and rubble, unable to stop because if he stopped—that was it. No do-overs for Peter Parker. There would be—nothing.

    Percy Jackson was done. So, so incredibly over literally everything in the universe. He wanted to lay down and just—stop. Have the world slow down, and—for once in his goddamn life, rest peacefully.

    Neither of them get what they want, of course.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    This is how Percy Jackson gets a job after graduating college.

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    19 Feb 2026