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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    There should have been a sign or something, a notice with big bolded letters that said, "Hey! Samples are Not intended for Werewolf Consumption! Eat these ONLY if you want to go feral in the middle of the cereal aisle and end up doing the walk of shame home from the woods!"

    (A little sex comedy set in a universe where werewolves and vampires exist and are capable of cross-species mating bonds. Saffron is a werewolf aphrodisiac that causes transformation and arousal. Spoiler: They don't get to actually buy the cereal.)

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    27 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Back then, the fact that her older sister was a grownup had been the most wonderful thing in the world. It was what all kids dreamed of: No parents, no rules, just you and your best friend—your big sister who knew all there was to know.

    Ema has never felt unlike herself. Scientifically speaking, herself is the only self she could possibly be, and there's no way to express this that would make it untrue. As long as she's been alive (or at least, conscious) she has felt plain and curious and has known that the world is full of strange and incredible things that aren't made for her, and maybe when people, real people, learn these sorts of things, they go and find a group of like-minded people. In the schoolyard, this is an easily-tested hypothesis—nerds find nerds, pretty girls find pretty girls, etcetera. A gaggle of weirdos. A secret language. But all Ema has is Lana; and now, Lana is different.

    Or, Ema and her sister, before and after.

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    23 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    “They asked you to make a speech?” says Phoenix. “Oh god, you’re…toast.”

    “That’s the worst joke I’ve ever heard,” says Miles. “Which explains why you weren’t asked, I suppose.”

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    Over the years, Miles and Phoenix attend five weddings.

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    01 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Prince Miles von Karma was supposed to seclude himself in a cabin for magical training with his mage knight Sir Wright, but just before they reached their destination, things went very wrong.

    And then they went very right.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    An internationally-renowned prosecutor walks into a borscht bar. An intensely high-stakes game of poker ensues.

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    14 Jan 2026