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Five times Penelope almost says 'I love you' to Luke, and one time she does
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The team is out for drinks. Penelope is surprised when Luke arrives and ~definitely~ doesn't have any feelings about that.
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Luke teases Penelope with a new nickname when she comes back in CM:Evolution
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Pre-series where Hotch finds Penelope in her office late at night. He tells her to go home and learns she was planning to sleep in her office. He does not approve.
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Penelope decided to go back to school and get her Master's Degree. The catch, she didn't tell anybody.
One day Luke notices a new degree hanging on Penelope's wall.
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It’s only later, when she’s in her pyjamas and snuggled under her thick duvet, that Rebecca realises that he never even told her his name.
Fashion designer Rebecca Welton/Celebrity chef Ted Lasso
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11 Jul 2026
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when you fall down i will pick you up (i will be there) by Bow_is_best_boi
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
28 Jun 2026
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Luke takes care of Penelope post-19.6
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05 Jul 2026
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Rebecca holds her breath, and almost crushes Keeley’s hand with how tightly she’s holding it – while the doctor tells her that her husband has forgotten the last six years of his life.
He has forgotten her.
A Memory Loss AU, where Ted wakes at the hospital after an accident, and wonders why the nurse has a British accent: he's supposed to start his new job as the Head Coach for AFC Richmond, next week, but it appears he's already in London.
Thing is, he has no idea how he got there.Series
- Part 1 of it's golden (like daylight)
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02 Jul 2026
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Parker and Hardison have the realization that Eliot has wanted to kiss both of them for a long time. When they invite him over to explore that realization, they find out that what comes along with kissing Eliot isn't going to look like their own pretzels, but that's okay. They'll make it work. Their ropes don't snap that easy.
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30 Jun 2026
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“If you want to show Ted you love him –”
“You’re the only one who has used that word,” Rebecca reminded her. Keeley just rolled her eyes and plowed forward, choosing to ignore rather than comment.
“You should just…figure out what his love language is!” she said excitedly. “That would be so bloody romantic, Rebecca, come on.”
“I –” Rebecca faltered. “I’m not exactly…romantic.”
Or Rebecca tries to figure out Ted's love language
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26 Jun 2026