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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    “Say a person – a guy – has a sex dream about two of his friends – also guys. And it’s, like. Totally hot, and he wakes up, and has, you know, relieved himself. Does that make him gay?”

    Hank didn’t even look up from the lame book he was reading. “Bobby, if you’re having sex dreams about your friends, perhaps –,”

    “Wait, what?” Bobby yelled. “I’m not having sex dreams about anyone! How dare you!”

     

    Or: Bobby isn't gay, except for all the ways he totally is.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Raven declares game night in the mansion. Sean finds an elephant, Erik inherits one hundred unwanted cats, and Charles scars Hank for life with misdirected dirty thinking. This is five thousand-something words of crack with a dose of schmoop. I'm not sorry. Written for this kink meme prompt: Raven is tired of the boys going off to play chess (if they're even playing chess!) and pulls out a load of board games from one of the closets in the mansion. Madness ensues.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    The reason Gimli seems to do most of the talking for him and for Legolas (especially in the books) is bc Legolas often forgets the Westron words for things and it can take him a while to work it out if Aragorn or Gandalf arnt there to ask. Gimli is getting VERY good at Elf charades

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    20 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    The awful ironborn girl glared down at him. “Stop being a baby.”

    “I’m not!” He was seven now, and one day he would be Lord of Winterfell, like Father. He wasn’t a baby.

    “You are.” Her lip curled in disgust. “My brothers would’ve twisted your arm way worse.”

    The only brother Robb had was Jon, and Jon would never hurt him. “Where are they, then?” He sucked in a damp, quavery breath. “Your brothers?”

    Her face did something strange, then she drew back her boot and kicked him so hard in the stomach that he thought he might die.

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    19 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    “Oh, it hurts,” She moaned in pain.

    Diomedes sighed heavily, just as he expected. “Put some cold salve on it. It will soothe the strain.”

    She reached for the door’s handle and opened it slightly – only to then freeze. Her gasp was loud, sharp and immediate.

    “What is it?” he demanded, striding to her side. The door swung open fully and Diomedes stopped short.

    A cluster of at least a dozen servants stood in the corridor.

    The silence fell like a thunderclap and Diomedes felt dread crash into him like a war chariot.

    He and Telemache both blurted out together at once, “IT IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!”

     

    (or, Diomedes and Fem!Telemachus are forced to marry after being caught waking up together, chaos ensues as Odysseus' return looms in the background)

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    19 Jul 2026