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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Paul deals with Jeremy becoming host.

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    21 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Phil says it off-handedly one night when he’s putting Dan’s dick back into his underwear.

    “Cage the hog,” he narrates, politely adjusting the front seam.

    Dan’s still got spit drying in his pubes but manages a genuine, “Excuse you,” anyways.

    “What?” Phil shoves his glasses up his nose and squints. “Hog?”

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    19 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    Phil doesn’t let the smile slip across his features yet. He turns away from the camera, nodding down at the pile of dishes and half-emptied ingredients just out of sight of the lens. “It’s a mess in here,” he says.

    Dan purses his lips and nods. “As usual.” His voice is measured, too calm for the way his eyes are boring into Phil’s. He’s waiting, primed to act the moment Phil gives in to the cloying tension. But Phil knows Dan—he knows this play. He stays quiet, watching as the silence settles uncomfortably behind Dan’s eyes. “You wanna export?” he asks eventually, words slow, careful.

    Phil shrugs, then nods back toward the mess. “You gonna clean?”

    Dan blinks once, twice. “All by myself?” he asks, his tone verging on annoyed, but never making it past whiny.

    Phil pouts as much as he’s able, with the way the side of his mouth is quirking up. “Aw, poor bunny.”

    Or: The aftermath of filming the 2026 Easter Baking video.

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    19 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    It's 2021, and Dan and Phil are moving into the Phouse. Dan is stressed. Phil is daydreaming about being bridal carried into their forever home.

    This is the creation of the Phil Squat.

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    22 Jun 2026

  5. Rec *

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    “It makes it really hard to avoid me when I show up at your workplace, huh?”

    “I am not–” He drops his voice, “We are not doing this here.” Gerard tells him sternly, and Frank nods gravely.

    “I wouldn’t dream of it, Father Way.” Frank says with a glimmer in his eyes. “Not the time, nor the place, right?”

    Gerard fixes him with a glare. “Right.”

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    23 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh my fucking christ