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“I’ve missed you too,” Vincent confesses.
Yeah, this is– they’ve overdone it with the drinks pretty bad.
The warmth from the whiskey churns inside Alastor’s guts, making his fingers feel numb. He tears his gaze away, staring at the whiteness of the ceiling instead of whatever is behind Vincent’s eyes.
The ceiling fan rotates on its axis, not doing much to snuff out the heat of the room. Vincent’s hand is still there, cupping his face, caressing his cheek.
Vincent’s voice cuts in. “Can I kiss you?” Ever so soft.
The fan is still spinning, worthlessly.
“Do you have to ask every time?”
Or: Alastor misses Vincent and they make out. Hard.
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Things are changing. The world is shifting, radio has seen better days, and the only thing more dangerous than a killer’s secret is the desperation of a man trying to expose it at all costs.
As Alastor fights to protect his footing as a radio star from ruthless new investors and a rising tide of conservatism in radio, he finds a different kind of 'fan' in morning news anchor Vincent Whittman: a desperate man, methodical, and dangerously close. A tool to keep his station, nonetheless.
Vincent, meanwhile, is caught between the sharp eye of the law, his hunger for opportunities, and a damning cache of knowledge regarding 'the voice of New Orleans'. All he wants is to unmask Alastor.
Both having sacrificed everything to reach their current heights, they find a common ground.
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“I tasted him, too, just like you did that night at the tree.”
“...And how was it?” Alastor murmurs, soft.
“Sweet. Warm too, he was still fresh when I licked the knife. Couldn't keep the taste out of my mouth for days, it clung to my throat– made me think of you, again.”
The building heat deep inside him curls, and Vincent just notices his hands have slipped to Alastor's vest – he has them wrapped around that sinful waist, feeling the pulse under his palms. He can feel every shift of Alastor's muscles, everything. It's a delirious feeling that makes him lightheaded.
He gasps. “God– Alastor… Wish I could taste you, too.”
Amidst the numerous research papers and the bonding ritual, Vincent proves to Alastor that he can be good.
Vincent discovers the depths of his own desires and learns to decipher a bit more of Alastor's signs.
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"uhm... I could. Teach you?"
Susie blinks. Kris's voice cut in again.
"... some tips, I guess. On how to kiss her."
It's mid autumn, and there's a Halloween fair happening in Hometown. Susie chickens out after a date with Noelle, panicking with the idea of trying to kiss her with zero experience. In the midst of her distress, Kris just wants to help.
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Vox's fingers dance over Alastor’s underwear, slip under the waistband – then pause.
“Actually,” Vox says, “I don’t think we need to take these off.”
Alastor meets Vox’s eyes and wills her face not to betray any confusion. She’s – she’s not an expert in matters pertaining to sex, obviously, but being naked is surely a prerequisite?
Vox smiles at her. “It’s okay, Allie. We’ll keep your panties on,” she says. “You’re a good girl, right? You’ve never done this before. So it’s okay if you don’t want to be naked in front of me.”
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Alastor has never had sex. Vox is determined to show her a good (first) time.
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- Part 7 of voxfawn's yuriostatic week fills
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07 Jul 2026
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“R-right there, Allie, come on, I’m so close – right there, right there, don’t stop, fuck!”
Vox lets out a long, high whine as she comes, and Alastor smiles to herself. “There we go, darling,” she coos. “Taking it so well for me.”
Vox slumps against her, her body shaking. Her picture box is always so sensitive.
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Allie helps her omega through her heat.
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- Part 6 of voxfawn's yuriostatic week fills
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23 Jun 2026
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/sighs/ yuriostatic omegaverse with beta Alastor, am I in heaven?
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“You think I’m pretty when I come.” Vox is better than this. She’s not some box-headed twink drawing hearts and stars because the Radio Demon was kind enough to let her lick his boots. Still, the words come out as a laugh as they click in place. “Holy shit.”
“I never said that,” he mumbles, going full airplane-ears on her.
“It was implied,” she grins, and an idea rolls into her mind. “You really want to know what you can’t do right?”
Alastor nods.
“Watch.”
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OR: Vox teaches Alastor how to not be a total failure for once.
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- Part 6 of Self-Made Woman
- Part 1 of how to tune your radio
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17 Jun 2026
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When Fifi arrives in Hell, she’s got nothing- no money, no idea why she’s there, and nowhere to go. As she struggles to make her way in this strange new world, she establishes herself in the cutthroat world of Pentagram city, forges new alliances, and finds herself indebted to a certain radio demon.
This fic is, at its core, about taking a deeper dive into the lore of the series, and expanding on it while trying to remain as canon-compliant as possible. It also contains romance and horror elements with some light exploration of capitalism, morality, and coming to terms with who you are.
Dead dove: do not eat
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02 Jun 2026
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“As Vox rushed out the door and shut it, Alastor dragged his hands over his face and up into his hair, pulling at it with a frustrated sigh. The sigh turned into an exasperated groan and he pressed the base of his palms against his eyes.
Stupid, stupid, romantic picture box.”
Trying to be a gentleman (Alastor likes those, right?) Vox keeps his hands to himself around his lover, even if it feels like he’s literally going to die from the aching want burning inside of him. Alastor just wants Vox to fuck him already, because this is starting to get rather frustrating.
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- Part 3 of Everybody loves somebody
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31 May 2026