1 Work by improbable_prophet
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"A small bite. Perhaps two. No more than three."
"Ugh. I should have let you starve."
"And yet you didn't. What now?"
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You're a healer. He's a vampire. He's also the most annoying motherfucker the world has ever seen, but unfortunately you've been taught to do no harm, so you're at a bit of an impasse. When the little bastard nearly dies of starvation, though, you have to do what you can and while it would be nice if he could be a little appreciative, it would also be nice if the road was paved with diamonds and your horse could shit gold, so you're not holding your breath.