illicitrozanov
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Ilya Rozanov is the cocky CEO of a booming Russian real estate company in Ottawa. Millionaire, playboy and self-proclaimed philanthropist. He is also still dealing with the death of his mother and seeing his therapist regularly. But nobody needs to know that.
Shane Hollander is an ambitious teacher-in-training who has had to put his life on hold since his father's Parkinson's diagnosis. He moves back to Ottawa, and gets a job at Rozanov Inc. as their head data analyst (much to his chagrin).
But Ilya uses Shane for everything *but* data analysis. He calls him at 2am just because he wants to speak, or to ask him what tie he should wear at work the next day.
Shane gets fed up. But he just can't stay away, for reasons he isn't up for acknowledging just yet.
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Inspired by 'Two Weeks Notice' (2002) starring Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant
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Stede Bonnet, a successful history journalist & archeologist, is travelling to NYC for a 2 week conference. Much to his annoyance, he is sat next to the most insufferable man on his flight, who spilled coffee over his best satin shirt.
Turns out Stede judges people too quickly.
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An Enemies to Lovers OFMD SMAU, also posted on Twitter by @greatpretcnder !
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I’ve known him for 29 years. 30 in September. For more than half of my life, and then some.
On the very first day of high school, the 13 year old boy who sat in front of me in English class, the one with the dark, curled hair cascading down his neck, stopping at his shoulders, turned around to me and said:
“Wanna hang out behind the greenhouse at break-time?”
And that was that, really.
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Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach have been friends since they were thirteen years old, and every time they hung out, Stede wrote a diary entry.
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I think I (17M) might have feelings for my best friend (17M) (But I'm not gay).
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Shane is straight, he is. He also might be in love with his childhood best friend Ilya Rozanov. So, he does the only thing he can think of. He turns to reddit for advice.
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16 Jul 2026
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stick him in a dress and he's the only boy i'd shag by nefarioushan
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Jul 2026
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Fate liked to torture him, so Shane looked at Ilya.
"What do you think?" He asked shyly, much less amused by all this when Ilya stayed quiet. He hasn't spoken a word since Shane left the bathroom. "I think…I think I could grow to like the eyeliner, but…"
Ilya interrupted him with an unidentifiable sound that left his tight throat. He cleared it, trying to hold himself together.
"Is nice." He mumbled out. "Pretty dress."
===In which ilya thinks he's straight, until he sees his gay best friend dressed up in drag as a joke (he gets so hard he almost faints).
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14 Jul 2026
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Super Straight Broz (Live) by Stickyslut17
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Jul 2026
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Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other~~~~~~
Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
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14 Jul 2026
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don't leave me high (don't leave me dry) by emonlispenardstreet
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Jun 2026
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hollyadmirals24: Male seeking help improving at oral sex. Clean, ready to learn and willing to host. M only. Strictly platonic. Message for details.
or: shane and ilya are hockey players for the mcgill marauders. after a disastrous night with rose, shane puts a drunken ad on craigslist asking for help with oral sex. his teammate, ilya, replies.
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09 Jul 2026
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Hi Ilya,
My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.
I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.
or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.
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29 Jun 2026