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    “I want to fuck you before my dick stops working.”

    “You know that’s a possible side effect, right? We don’t know that’s gonna happen.”

    “Mm. If I expect it I will not be disappointed.”

    “If it does, we’ll figure something out. And—“

    “A broken dick is better than a broken brain.”

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    or; ilya takes medication and he can't come like he usually does so they try something new. also emotions and tenderness and love.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Ilya thought he knew everything there was to know about Shane's sexual habits. His quirks. How his gag reflex is almost non-existent, how his ass craves to be filled if he goes too long without it, how he loves to be kissed so much that, if Ilya really tries, he can get Shane off just by sucking his tongue.

    He's never once heard about Shane being good at eating pussy.

    Or: Ilya overhears that his totally-casual-sitationship was very good at munching and has a jealous fit about it.

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    29 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, get loved.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    At eleven years old Ilya Rozanov's class is given an assignment:

    They will be randomly paired with a student at another school in Canada via email. In order to get full credit on the assignment, they must send at least five emails back and forth and gather enough information to write their project.

    After seven years, Ilya is pretty sure he's done enough for 100%

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    Shane and Ilya sending emails throughout the years. What happens when they meet?

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    17 Apr 2026

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    "You could stay with me until you get better," Shane says so quickly that Ilya doesn't understand at first. He has to close his eyes for a second and give the words time to make sense.

    "I had injuries before," he starts. Shane nods. "I was alone, too."

    The pained expression on Shane's face makes him bristle. He knows what this is, and he won't accept it.

    "I know–"

    "I am fine on my own," Ilya says firmly. He hopes that settles it, but then he can see the cogs turning in Shane's head.

    "I know you are. Just– You don't have to. Be on your own."

    OR: Instead of Shane, it's Ilya who gets the fractured collarbone and concussion. Also, Ilya is a terrible patient.

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    17 Apr 2026