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The soft animal of your body by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
05 Jul 2026
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Rhaenyra stops in front of her, gazing down regally as if Alicent is knelt before her instead of sitting. She reaches up, cupping the redhead’s chin tenderly though there is a wildfire blazing within her eyes.
“Will you send me away Alicent?”
AKA Rhaenyra can't sleep so she seeks out Alicent to help her.
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- Part 1 of Rhaenyra the Insomniac
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What happens in Sunspear... by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
25 May 2026
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“Don’t freak out…but have you taken a look at your ring finger?”
Alicent frowns, raises her left hand, and feels irritation instantly melt into abject horror when she notices the gold band resting proudly at the base of her finger.
“Oh gods…” Rhaenyra says at the redhead’s alarming expression. “Don’t freak out-!”
Alicent cuts her off with a bloodcurdling scream, followed by a thunderous “WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!!” that she is sure has woken the entire resort.
AKA the accidental marriage "vegas au" nobody asked for.
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“If I wanted to have you in my bed tonight… would you deny me?”
Rhaenyra’s voice slips over her body like a heated caress, beckoning Alicent forward with an irresistible siren’s call.
They were always heading towards this… an overt inevitability neither could run from. It had simply been a matter of time.
And the time had finally come.
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The Dragon and The Worm by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Feb 2026
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Rhaenyra kept the sensual movements of the alluring woman alive in her mind, and though it would be almost two decades before she saw her again, she would never forget her.
Aka That Knight au
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Mere air, these words, but delicious to hear by ifthenelse
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
29 Oct 2025
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After a near fatal crash during a freak storm, Alicent finds herself at the mercy of a beautiful stranger living alone in the woods.
Dark & Stormy prompt for #Rhaenicentweek2025
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Rhaenyra the Insomniac by ifthenelse
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)
05 Jul 2026
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With all the stresses of ruling the Seven Kingdoms, our Queen has developed insomnia and her most beloved subjects are dedicated to curing her of it.
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Between the shadow and the soul by ifthenelse
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)
20 Jul 2025
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All the shades of truth by ifthenelse
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)
08 Sep 2024
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The apartment is perfect. The rent is suspiciously low. The walls are criminally thin.
Alicent Hightower can handle demanding clients, an overbearing father, and a career that’s eating her alive. What she cannot handle is her infuriatingly attractive neighbor in 9B, who treats 2 a.m. like a personal performance hour.
Rhaenyra Targaryen is chaos in leather boots. Alicent is control wrapped in silk.
Between sticky note wars, accidental confessions, snowstorms, and far too much unresolved tension, the line between enemies and something much worse begins to blur.
After all, you can’t silence pleasure.
Bookmarked by ifthenelse
28 Jun 2026
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Kara Zor-El, Duke of Kandor, proposes marriage to Lena Luthor on a cold, dreary day in London. This is not ideal for any number of reasons, but the most pressing, the most important, is that there is no way in any circumstance Lena can say no.
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Kara and Lena get married. And then they fall in love.
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09 Jun 2026
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Stressed from the impending MSG show, appalling financials for the Diva, and a recent minor health event, Deborah has lost her mojo. Ava purchases a strange toy to help her get it back.
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The one where Ava makes Deborah squirt for the first time.
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15 May 2026
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Ava and Deb on the road. It only takes Ava losing a tooth for them to finally realise what's going on between them
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24 Apr 2026
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Ava and Deb play truth or truth to pass the time while they're stuck in an elevator
Bookmarked by ifthenelse
19 Apr 2026