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    "“We could go back to my place if you want, I’ll take you to my nicest safehouse. It’s got a jacuzzi tub and I’ve got plenty of soaps you could use, it’ll be just like a spa day, or night. I’ll order Chinese food too since we’re out of tacos!” Deadpool explains.

    Peter hums softly. They’ve hung out plenty of times at Deadpool’s many apartments, in fact they often do so after they patrol together. They haven’t seen much of each other recently though, Deadpool had been out of town on a job and Peter had obviously been busy trying to keep the city from falling apart since none of the other super heroes wanted to help."

    Or Wade giving Peter some very deserved TLC!

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    03 Jul 2026

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Peter meets Deadpool when he’s in his civvies, and has the good fortune of remaining unrecognized. But with a friend like Deadpool — and his interesting habit of trying to feed his good buddy Spider-Man — he finds it hard to be too worried. When Deadpool winds up coincidentally finding Peter a second and third time, the merc gets attached to the cute brunet. Meanwhile, Spider-Man and Deadpool are a crime fighting duo tackling strange activity on the docks with suspicious ties to an all too familiar organization.

    A fluffy, angsty, eventually smutty Spideypool romp with an identity reveal endgame and regular updates on Mondays and Fridays. Rating and tags reflect entire fic. Smut starts at chapter 9.

    I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT FOR MY WORKS TO BE USED IN ANY REGARDS TO GENERATIVE AI

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    06 Jun 2026

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    A chance encounter on the subway leaves Peter soaked in blood, and a need to bring the one who caused it to justice. Turns out the real challenge is keeping the man out of his pants.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Dumbasses (affectionate)

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    Peter moves in with Wade: it's meant to be a temporary solution for an urgent problem.

    Out of boredom, he cleans around the apartment.

    Wade compliments him in a very particular way.

    This is a huge mistake for everyone involved.

    Follow our hero through a series of everyday domestic snippets about praise, accidental power dynamics, denial, and the deeply inconvenient realization that Spider-Man may enjoy being a housewife.

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    28 May 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 11

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    27 May 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Good boy,” Wade almost whispers as he clasps the collar around Peter’s neck, adjusting it until it sits with the tag resting perfectly in the divot of Peter’s throat. Peter whines so softly that Wade barely hears it. Wade pushes his fingers under the band, testing how tight it sits. “That tight enough?”

    Sometimes Peter wants it loose, but usually he wants it flush against his skin, tight enough that when he swallows, it pushes into his skin a little. Wade gets it, Peter’s into a lot of things, and there have been several times Peter has begged to be choked or held down by his throat while Wade rides him. And Wade might not have a flesh cock, but Peter gags himself on Wade’s strap every single time. So he can see why Peter might want the collar a little tight on him.

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    27 May 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 15

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    Peter comes home exhausted, expecting a normal night, only to find Wade in a kitty maid outfit.

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    27 May 2026

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    The silliest guilty pleasure fic involving Deadpool, Peter Parker, and a window that's too small.
    One-shot. Finished now! Forgive any typos or grammatical errors, please! I wrote this while kind of stressed and running on fumes. XD

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    26 May 2026

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    Wade's newest obsession is a little Camboy that looks and sounds suspiciously like the web-shooting spider. Too bad Spider-Man is a beta and this little piece of ass is an omega. Or...is it so crazy?

    Spideypool Bingo Fill: Sex Worker
    Spider-Man Bingo Fill: Secret Admirer

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    19 May 2026

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    Peter notices how nobody seems to care about Deadpool. He's a hero so clearly it's his job to try and help him out, right? So why does he suddenly feel like Wade is helping him? Why does Wade opening up seem to open some unknown door in Peter's life that he didn't even know was locked?
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    “Oh, I’m glad I ran into you,” He shut the book, tucking it under his arm as he pulled a cracked phone out of his pocket. “I wanted to get your number, just in case you needed some help again. I hate seeing you think you’ve gotta do all that shit on your own.” He held his phone out to the merc. “Plus it was kinda nice to have someone around.”
    Wade blinked at him. What had he forgotten?

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    18 May 2026

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    Peter Parker is completely broke. He's tried so many times to find work, but between college and Spider-Man he hasn't been able to find anything that brings in enough to get by.

    A little past desperate he tries out being a cam boy, not expecting much and about ready to get kicked out of his apartment, Peter is floored to find out just how much strangers on the internet are interested in his body.

    On the flip side, Wade Wilson is pretty sure he's just stumbled across the most adorable guy in the world while looking for jerk off material. After a month of tuning in for every sexy little stream he does, the mercenary decides it's time to go track him down and get a private show in person.

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    18 May 2026

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    Wade doesn’t “<3” NY. In fact, he hates New York. It smells like shit, the sewer rats are the ones who really run things, and Jay Z was only partially right; it’s a concrete jungle where dreams are made of, except there’s nothing you can do.

    So after Weasel, Domino, and pretty much the entirety of Sister Margaret’s decided to relocate to an old bankrupt Blockbuster Video on Manhattan’s east side, Wade almost didn’t go with them. Except he absolutely did, because he likes paychecks. It’s totally not because he’s pathetically lonely and would miss his friends. His negative opinion of New York is proven to be 42069% accurate when, within a month of moving, he’s kidnapped by a new off-brand Weapon X group that immediately puts a microchip in his skull to control him.

    There is one good thing about New York, though, and he's snarky, wears unfairly tight red and blue spandex, and lives rent-free in Wade's head. Unfortunately, 'Temu' Weapon X wants their brand-new microchipped immortal murder slave to find Spider-Man's identity and all of his weaknesses.

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    13 May 2026

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    "God, she is going to hate that tutor."

    "I'm sure she will come around—"

    "Hate. Absolutely hate him."

    "Maybe he'll—"

    "She will despise him."

    "Ah."

    OR

    Peter Parker tutors Deadpool’s daughter and doesn’t regret it at all

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    05 May 2026

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    “I’m your new neighbor,” Wade forged on, oblivious to Peter’s state of shock, and he stuck out a scarred hand. Peter gripped it, feeling numb, and gave it a shake. Did Wade realize who he was? No, clearly not. He was acting way too normally. Wade was one for dramatics.

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    04 May 2026

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    “Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?

    “Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”

    Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”

    “Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”

    Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?

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    04 May 2026

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    “Thank you,” the woman says, though she’s looking past Peter when she says it. She leaves without another word, and when Peter turns around, he finds the man standing freed in the middle of the alley, flicking chunks of webbing off a knife.

    He glances up at Peter once the woman is gone. “No need to thank me, Spidey! Just doing my due diligence as a spandex-wearing anti-hero-type.”

    “I wasn’t going to,” Peter says.

    “Yeesh, rude much?”

    “Heroes don’t kill people.”

    “I said anti-hero, baby boy. And we very much do kill useless rapist garbage.”

    Or: Soulmate AU, but you only find out who your soulmate is after having sex with them.

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    04 May 2026

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    Wade kicks a door open – Peter must’ve fallen asleep, because it doesn’t seem like they went very far – and then Peter’s being laid on a couch. The spring that’s always stuck out digs into Peter’s back, making him whine in the back of his throat, but Peter’s too tired to shift to the side.

    And then, very abruptly, Peter’s eyes fly open. Because Wade doesn’t have springs sticking out of his couch. Peter has springs sticking out of his couch.

    Or: Peter realizes that Wade knows where he lives, and Wade doesn't seem inclined to tell Peter how he knows.

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    03 May 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 57

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    Wade might be engaging in some light stalking.

    It's light, though. Like, super light. There's zero expectation of privacy in an alley in midtown Queens, in broad daylight on a summer Saturday. If you show enough skin out here, the cops can get you for public indecency. You piss down the storm drains, it’s public urination. They're in public, is the point, and things that happen in public are fair game for observation.

    Even if Spidey's hiding behind a dumpster so no one can see him from the street.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Red Hood’s modulated voice is bone-chilling. Nearly every sleaze-bag in Crime Alley had become accustomed to the gravely robotic nature of it. The unnatural shifts in his words and the variations in pitch being just ever so slightly off putting. Borderline uncanny, yet everyone who’s heard it knows there’s a human behind that voice. A man who choses to blow a hole through someone’s skull without so much of an afterthought.

    Though, no one had ever heard that voice scream.

    Not until tonight.

     

    Or, Red Hood is captured, Nightwing saves him and while helping him afterwards, puts the wrong puzzle pieces together and confronts him which does not go quite how he planned.

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    29 Dec 2025

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