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We Haven't Talked In Quite Some Time by homemade_potato
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 Jan 2026
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Harry Potter has received news that a grandmother he never had the opportunity to know died and left him with two sets of diaries, her own and his mother's, which would change his life for the better. Armed with these and a renewed lust for life, Harry goes on a journey with his godson, Teddy Lupin, to find the loving family he had always longed for in the form of his biological uncle, Tony Stark.
In other news, he seriously regrets letting Teddy roam Avenger's Tower with a chaos god living ten floors below them. -
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He was dead. His once warm blood coated her hands like crumbling gloves. This wasn't the plan. This was never the plan.
What was she going to do?
(Basically just Sakura kills someone and this has a cataclysmic effect on her life that changes the trajectory of her path completely)
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"Hi," Martin said, a smile visible in his voice and his eyes lighting up with joy and a multitude of other emotions that flitted past far too fast to catch their names which seemed to unite into an emotion Martin could only really call a deep and unfailing love for the other man, although that barely scratched the surface of how he felt. The larger man just didn't have the words to describe his emotions at that moment, but later on, he would describe them as an overwhelming wave of hope, hope for the fact that the two men could live their lives in peace, left alone by the horrors of the world. Well, as alone as they could be as avatars of fear. "You look incredible."
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i want your body (no really, like, give it to me) by homemade_potato
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
25 Jun 2021
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“Oh, dear. Where’s the fun in that, besides, we’re at war-” they shift into Catra’s skin, smoothly this time, bones still cracking under the pressure of compressing themselves into her smaller stockier structure and skin bulging in places where it stretches too far, they lean in close- too close to her “Adora”- they say in her voice. She flinches, they don’t really know why. Maybe because they couldn’t perfect Catra’s voice. There was always something slightly off about it, as there is with all of their shifts between real people. Or maybe they got their voice a little too close to the originals. They shift back to their original form. “-And an unfortunate side effect of war is blood, so they'd best get used to it.”
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what could have happened in e10 :D
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we're watching the world pass us by by entanglement, reserves
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
19 Mar 2023
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Next week, Billy finds himself idling in the lobby of the theater, waiting. He figures if Robin doesn't show up, he'll just buy a ticket for whatever's been out the longest that week and sit alone in the theater. He'd feel like an idiot if he left now.
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13 Jun 2026
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Like Some Wet Coins in a Coin Op Dryer, Just Round and Round. by flowersgrowingfromthedead
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
12 Jun 2026
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Truthfully, Baby Jenks doesn't know if she said anything of the sort, but the lie feels nice, comforting on her lips. It's so familiar to lie, and really, if it's to butter someone else up, it's often harmless, lying. As her maker— that's what he calls himself, anyway— Killer can't call her out for it, and really, that's nice too. It's far easier to mollify someone with lies, Baby Jenks has learnt, when they can't see into your head at all times.
Or, at her wedding, Baby Jenks meets a strange guest.
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12 Jun 2026
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James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, (pause for breath) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.
Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.
Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?
And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.
(featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)
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04 Jun 2026
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Sirius knew the invasion was coming. He just didn’t expect it to hit while chaperoning his sixth-grade class. When the father of one of his students is late to pick him up, his plans to escape are thwarted, and he’s forced to take the two of them with him on his long drive to safety.
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Bedelia Du Maurier is a vampire, about to face eternal death as the love of her husband already belongs to another. Hannibal Lecter is obsessed with a gerontologist he thinks will save his wife from her inevitable fate. And Will Graham is at the height of his work when he gets caught up in something utterly terrible.
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A gratuitous rewrite of The Hunger (1983) with Hannibal characters because I can.
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21 May 2026