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    A place to shove twitter and tumblr prompt fics.

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    Ilya considers the bag for a moment. Then he looks up at Shane, a slow, mischievous grin lighting up his face.

    “You know,” he says casually, taking a step forward. “I have heard that having sex while on mushrooms is, ah… very intense experience.”

    Shane’s jaw drops. “You can’t possibly be suggesting what I think you’re suggesting, Ilya. No. No fucking way.”

    Ilya can’t help but notice the way Shane looks at the bag, though. Despite his efforts to look annoyed, he looks… almost curious.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Svetlana: It’s really everywhere
    Hayden: Literally how much lube does one couple need
    Rose: Where have you guys found it?
    Cassie: Bathrooms, kitchen, living room, garage
    Rose: Oh the garage ones!!!
    Svetlana: Which ones did you find? The one on the opener or the ones in the toolbox? Or the one on the shelf?
    Troy: Garage ones, plural?

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    Or, the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there

    Or or, the lube fic

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    09 Jun 2026

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    A snow storm forces the Cens' team bus to seek shelter on the way back from a game. Luckily for them they are close to the cottage. Unluckily for Shane and Ilya, Shane is also at the cottage.

    Set before Shane and Ilya are outed.

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    18 May 2026