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Riches by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2025
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“My name is Yue Qingyuan,” he says, as if Shen Jiu is someone to be introduced to. His gaze on Shen Jiu is - intent, almost frighteningly so. Unblinking. “Are you really a servant here? Or a slave?”
“Ah - I believe I can find that out for you--” Lord Xu is saying, already waving over his head servant, and Shen Jiu is so irritated that the man just seems to assume that Shen Jiu can’t answer for himself like he’s a dog or some other beast that he speaks up.
“A slave,” he answers, and Yue Qingyuan nods as if this isn’t surprising.
Then he turns towards Lord Xu and he says, “I will buy him.”
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A rich and powerful cultivator meets a slave with nothing to his name, and decides to buy him on the spot. Why?
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11 Nov 2025
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Made to be Beautiful by ever_and_anon for silversinnbees
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2025
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Shen Qingqiu used to be fairly upset that PIDW's official merch list never included dolls with actual, brushable hair. Now that he's transmigrated (and somehow managed to marry his favorite character) he doesn't care as much; why would he even consider settling for plastic when the real Luo Binghe is right here?
(AKA: Luo Binghe is pampered and primped by a Shen Qingqiu who has no idea that he's giving his husband (yet another) kink.)
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08 Nov 2025
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For a kinkmeme prompt, in another universe, Wyll's contract closes in on him, Karlach never escaped, and Astarion was sacrificed in Cazador's ritual. These three end up crossing paths in Avernus, befriending each other, and ultimately deciding to break out together.
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26 Oct 2025
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reading signs into patterns and colors by ushauz for modusponens
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Jun 2025
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Karlach put it together. An infernal Blade of Frontiers. She got it. She didn’t go further than secondary school, but she could puzzle this one out.
But what was she going to say? ‘Hey sorry your body and mind got melted because you didn’t kill me. I think I’m your soulmate though. Want to make out?’
In which being soulmates with someone doesn't actually improve any sort of confidence or communication skills into getting into a relationship with them.
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23 Oct 2025
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Capitano squeezes his thighs so hard they feel like they might bruise. Kaeya hopes they will—hopes that tomorrow, when Capitano has surely long disappeared like smoke in the night, he'll have the fingerprints as proof that they were here like this: ensconced in the privacy of this room, the curtains drawn against the rest of the world, the only witnesses their own ghosts.
"Are you afraid of monsters, Kaeya?" Capitano asks, his lips barely moving behind the veil. "Not the fairy tale ones, but those Death herself has touched."
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- Part 1 of something to keep us warm
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13 Aug 2025
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Eleven Steps to Paradise by zarasu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2025
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Yue Qingyuan finds out that it only takes eleven steps to go from confessing why you abandoned your childhood friend to finding yourself chained up in his bedroom.
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29 Jul 2025
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The Devil You Know by ParueCake (MiraEyeteeth)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2025
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In extremely rare cases, a cultivator succumbing to their heart demons does not die, but instead becomes a demon themselves.
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29 Jul 2025
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It was pretty common knowledge around the mortals that you had to be wary of tradespeople. Not that they were all malicious or anything, but when you lived next door to beings with that much power, it paid to be careful.
The problem is Dave Strider is not very careful.
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- Part 1 of the trades of clay and gold
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22 Jun 2025
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Come Alive, Come Undone by Nuanta
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Feb 2020
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“There is something I would like to try with you, Your Highness, if you will let me. But you might not approve of it, or like it.
“I think you should kneel, while I tend to your wounds.”
Dimitri and Dedue have each seen their fair share of trauma, and in the five years since Dedue took Dimitri’s place on the execution block, the scars have only deepened. Reunited at long last, they must now learn how to heal - and part of that is apparently going to involve getting Dimitri out of his head.
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- Part 1 of Tragedy and Time
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21 Jun 2025
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Loaded God Complex, Cock It And Pull It by Camorra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2022
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There were three things of which Shen Yuan was absolutely certain.
The first, that Luo Binghe was an irredeemable jackass.
The second, there was a part of Luo Binghe, and Shen Yuan didn't know how large, that wanted Shen Yuan dead for trussing him like a pig and dumping him on his own front porch.
And the third, that Shen Yuan was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Luo Binghe.
P S Y C H !Series
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18 Jun 2025
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stuffed with fluff (and blood and bones and rage) by nyoomerr for over_a_cup
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2024
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Ever since he was pushed into the Abyss, Luo Binghe has been dreaming of a strange world. In it, Luo Binghe's own face is everywhere, and his story is written out in humiliating detail for some stupid twink to read about. Luo Binghe hates the story, and he hates the dream realm, and he hates the godling within it - Shen Yuan - most of all.
Unfortunately, Luo Binghe can't do anything about it - within these dreams, Luo Binghe is stuck within the body of a doll.
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02 Jun 2025
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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02 Jun 2025
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Cellmates by Aryashi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Apr 2025
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Shen Qingiqu has many complaints about his transmigration. If his shitty System let him submit complaint tickets, he would never stop writing them! From the moment he arrived, he has been forced into a glitchy, uncooperative shell, with the voice of the Scum Villain in the back of his head. But thoughts are just thoughts, and they can be ignored easily enough. Or, used to his advantage! What better way to avoid OOC point deductions than to base his responses on the man himself, right?
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In a moment of overconfidence, a transmigrator says precisely the wrong thing to precisely the wrong man.
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01 Jun 2025
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and yours mine by Prim_the_Amazing for buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2025
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“No one can be allowed to know,” Shen Qingqiu decrees. The clear, distinct way he speaks - like cracking a whip, Yue Qingyuan had once heard it described, and hadn’t been able to quite disagree although he had found it to be a touch harsh of a metaphor - sounds odd and a little disorienting, cloaked in his own voice. Yue Qingyuan’s voice.
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Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan wake up in each other's bodies. They handle it poorly.
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01 Jun 2025
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“Akechi,” Ren says.
“Shut up.” Akechi snaps again, as dismissively as the first time. He stands with his gun resting against his hip, pinches the bridge of his nose and shuts his eyes tight. “Shut up, I need to think.”
“Akechi, have you been, uh,” Ren taps his foot nervously against the floor. Can’t bear to get his hopes up. “Have you been repeating today too?”
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28 Jan 2025
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Kurusu’s acting strange.
Kurusu’s acting strange.
Kurusu’s acting strange.
(Akira tries the time loop thing, but gets a little sidetracked. Goro has no idea what’s going on.)
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27 Jan 2025
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"I wonder," Akechi says, conversationally, "if I'm even capable of saying no to you, now."
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26 Jan 2025
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Recovery by Moonsheen
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
10 Jul 2023
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13 Dec 2024
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Masochism by Prim_the_Amazing for Kolleh
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2024
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“I’ll do it.”
Shen Qingqiu stares at him blankly for a long moment.
“You’ll… do what?”
Yue Qingyuan feels the same way. What did he just suggest? But despite himself, he continues.
“If you-- if you feel the need to visit a brothel, then-- just come find me instead. I won’t expect anything from you, including gratitude, and I won’t tell anyone about it either. That way it’ll be… it won’t cause you any trouble.”
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Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu start an arrangement.
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15 Nov 2024
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Your Truth Becomes Your Grave by buryyourgaydar for Boomchick
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Aug 2024
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Yue Qingyuan is adept at every aspect of his position. He is a reliable leader, a flawless diplomat, and an unshakeable warrior.
Suddenly, when he tries to lie, he chokes.
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15 Nov 2024