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When Lister closes his eyes he's back in Liverpool, three million and twelve years ago, listening to records and smoking fags and dreaming about the day when it would be his voice playing on every station in the galaxy.
The last note rings out, and in the silence someone speaks. Lister cannot believe it's him. "Can you teach me?"
And, even more startling, when Rimmer says yes.
After Lister finds a new guitar on a derelict ship, it's up to Arnold J. Rimmer to save the crew from utter insanity.
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In the medibay, when Lister thinks about it, it makes sense. Just like everything else in the ship, Rimmer's lightbee is teetering on the edge of falling apart.
It doesn't help when a mechanoid smashes it to pieces, of course.
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Heart On A String by AngelSpirit
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
18 Aug 2013
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John and Sherlock got married with Cracker Jack rings when they were 7 yrs old. It wasn’t official, but for their whole lives they took it very seriously.
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With Sherlock dead, John eventually (under duress) makes a profile on an online dating site. And falls into a long-distance relationship with an enigmatic partner who reminds him of Sherlock in all the right ways. (Hint: it turns out to be Sherlock.)
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- Part 1 of Dear John
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12 Jul 2026
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When John's leave request for Christmas is denied, Sherlock is nothing short of devastated, not that he's letting it show. The holiday season now something he's just waiting to end, Sherlock doesn't think anything can possibly make it worse. That is, until he realizes no one in his life believes his army "boyfriend" is even real, but, luckily, everyone is in for a surprise.
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- Part 13 of 25 Days of Johnlock
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12 Jul 2026
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John’s marriage is over and he is finally back home (i.e. at Baker Street, where he belongs).
Sherlock is awfully insecure and John is awfully hesitant, and they're both awkward idiots, of course, but they figure it out. Many First Times happen.- Language:
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11 Jul 2026
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sometimes when i look into your eyes (i pretend you're mine, all the damn time) by lxvenderjewel, mrstupid
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast)
26 May 2025
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in an act of good faith, sherlock decides to go on practice dates with john to help him ace the real ones. shockingly, this quickly spirals very out of hand.
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- Part 5 of vani's top ten
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11 Jul 2026