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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Tipsy brunch, musicals with Uncle Dan, and late night chats.
    Vignettes from Portugal where Dan acclimates to the notion of being a Lester, loosely inspired by Hard Launch ep. 31.

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    24 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    Dan doesn't turn when two hands settle low on his hips, nor when hair strands tickle his cheek and two lips gently connect with his skin in his nape. That's just Phil.

    "Morning, rat," he mumbles with his raspy morning voice—and oh, Dan loves him.

    "I made you coffee; be grateful, twat."

    Ah, yes. First words exchanged today.

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    24 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Dan clutched his stomach, rolling onto his side as he failed to suppress his giggles.

    "God you are so embarrassing!" chuckled Dan.

    Phil stared down at Dan, a soft smile spreading across his face. "You love it."

    Dan's giggles mellowed down as he lay on his back, looking up at Phil with adoration in his eyes. A tender smile appeared on his face.

    "Doesn't change the fact that you're still cheesy," said Dan.

    "Shut up," chuckled Phil.

    Dan grinned as he slowly rested his fingers against Phil's hand. "Make me."

    After the third pizza mukbang, Dan finally asks Phil to show him the unlisted video of them kissing during the first Phil is not on fire video. Dan expects it to be silly, but is surprised by how intense it makes him feel. Suddenly he and Phil can't help but feel worked up from seeing their younger selves, both wondering where all the years went by...

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    Dan and Phil watch the PINOF 1 kiss video together and get emotional. Then they start aggressively making out. Lots of feelings ensue.

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    22 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    During a giant thunderstorm, Dan and Phil cuddle in bed and reminisce about seeing ball lightning together during another thunderstorm, sixteen years ago.

    Written for sn0k0plasm for the 2026 Summer Phandom Gift Exchange!

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    22 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    Do you have a partner, Whitaker? Someone I should call for you?

    Dennis had been beyond words. Just instinct, bare and indiscriminate and selfish.

    Dr Robby. I need, Robby. Robby!

    Survival mode. Lizard brain. Primal and indifferent to professional hierarchy, to decorum or propriety.

    His skin had felt like it was on fire, itchy and uncomfortable, oversensitive as Abbot called Robby, phone held in one hand, while helping him undress with the other, gentle and matter-of-fact when Dennis's own clumsy, uncoordinated attempts made him so frustrated he started hyperventilating.

    Robby's coming, kid. He's on his way. Be good for me now. Breathe. Nice and slow, sweetheart. Come on.

    The one in which an unexpected heat has Dennis fall apart and learn to feel whole again.

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    21 Jul 2026