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    Lloyd debated if the fake marriage scheme was the stupidest idea he ever had.
    Given all the options, it was really the only choice.

    In which Lloyd and Javier accidentally approach a fake marriage scheme with a little more gusto than they intended.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Don and Kathy would move in together. They would have a dog or two and then inevitably, a small parade of adorable little brats who would call him Uncle Cosmo, and they would spend less and less time with him, not on purpose but busy with the rest of their lives, and ultimately Cosmo would learn to make his peace with it because he’d have no other choice and he would have to try to move on and not live too much in his memories. He could picture it so clearly, he figured if the songwriting gig with Monumental didn’t pan out, he could always return to the backwater circuit with a new act: The Amazing Cosmo of the Cosmos—ladies and gentlemen, he sees the future, he reads the stars, he silently pines for his best married pal and all the while tap dancing!

    Don and Kathy inviting him along on their honeymoon, though—that part was a surprise.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    In one universe, Azrael becomes Batman, and he's the wrong man for the cape. In this one he's even less so.

    Tim copes (and not very well.)

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    A Tim Drake-centric whumpfest take on knightfall and its aftermath feat. every adult in Tim's life routinely failing him, a really, really shitty Jean-Paul Valley, Tim Drake revealing his identity to Stephanie Brown much earlier, Dick Grayson Trying His Best, Lady Shiva having a soft spot for Tim, Gotham's villains always having a thing for theatrics, and Bruce Wayne trying to pick up all the pieces. Eventually.

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    12 May 2026

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    Is it Identity theft if the guy you're stealing it from lead you to believe he's been dead for the last decade? Does it even count if it's technically not a legal identity?

    Anyway, a certain phantom thief decided he wants his name back, so he tries to steal it back. His successor does not appreciate that,
    Neither does his task force,
    Or his critics.
    No one likes that.

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    06 May 2026

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    “...Alan, then?” he asked, striking up conversation as the pull of his curiosity demanded of him. Intriguingly, Alan flushed at this, blinking a few times at Victor, obviously and mysteriously flustered.

    “Ah, uh– no, not. Not really? It was a– a bit of a joke. My name’s Sebastian.”

    “Victor,” Victor said, inclining his head briefly. And then, “Explain the joke.”

    Sebastian flushed further. Victor found himself kind of wanting to dissect him.

    OR: Victor makes a new friend. Eli doesn't like him.

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    16 Apr 2026