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To be totally honest, January had figured his heats were just one of the things he’d lost on the Crossing.
This, as it turned out, was incorrect.
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29 Jun 2026
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Immensity Taps at Your Life by bluejay_07, sylvansalvia
Fandoms: The Mars House - Natasha Pulley, Arrival (2016)
28 Jun 2026
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“You do realize that you’re putting yourself into potentially mortal danger and a very tense political situation,” Colonel Liu said.
“Yes!” River said brightly. “Should be fun.”The President of the United States needs a linguist to make first contact with aliens. River is more than happy to volunteer.
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29 Jun 2026
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complexities of the cat distribution system by world_wanderer
Fandoms: The Mars House - Natasha Pulley
11 Jun 2026
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“Have you heard?” said Val, “Aubrey Gale has opened a competition for their hand in marriage. Very fairy-tale hero type thing—they’ve promised to marry the person who brings them their silver key. Only trouble is, they’ve put it around the neck of their cat, and set the cat loose.”
“Sorry,” said January, not sure if he’d heard correctly. “You’re saying that in order to marry Aubrey Gale, you have to hunt down their pet cat?”
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In order to marry Aubrey Gale, you have to get the key from their cat. Luckily, the very last thing January wants to do is to marry Aubrey Gale, so this should not affect his life at all.
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19 Jun 2026
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i love everybody because i love you by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Mars House - Natasha Pulley
14 Apr 2026
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River gets hit by a sex pollen haptics virus just after their fight with January post-Tiangong charity gala.
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23 May 2026
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Skin for Twitter + Tabloid Magazine Article by Sour_Idealist Nonfiction (Sour_Idealist)
Fandoms: Ao3 Skins - Fandom, No Fandom, Guides and Meta
12 Jul 2021
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A skin, with use instructions, which creates the appearance of a trashy-looking magazine article and a variety of Twitter interactions. Screenreader-compatible and designed to function with creator's style disabled as well as enabled.
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15 May 2026
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Prompt fill for Pulleyverse Fanweek Day 1: Swap AU
What if January had married Guang Song instead?
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13 Mar 2026
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Don and Kathy would move in together. They would have a dog or two and then inevitably, a small parade of adorable little brats who would call him Uncle Cosmo, and they would spend less and less time with him, not on purpose but busy with the rest of their lives, and ultimately Cosmo would learn to make his peace with it because he’d have no other choice and he would have to try to move on and not live too much in his memories. He could picture it so clearly, he figured if the songwriting gig with Monumental didn’t pan out, he could always return to the backwater circuit with a new act: The Amazing Cosmo of the Cosmos—ladies and gentlemen, he sees the future, he reads the stars, he silently pines for his best married pal and all the while tap dancing!
Don and Kathy inviting him along on their honeymoon, though—that part was a surprise.
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05 Mar 2026
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Pulleyverse fan week day 1: "Don't go"
A silly, fun look into what might've happened on January's first night back at Songshu after River won the election.
Also, Mx. Francis and Mx. Ren are chaotic romance demons.
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07 Jan 2026
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haptic masquerade by world_wanderer for hahafool
Fandoms: The Mars House - Natasha Pulley
07 Jan 2026
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Two weeks after the Consular election, the Gales are invited to The Masquerade Ball. Celebrities, senators, musicians, artists - this is the hottest ticket of the year because the celebrity who hosts it has special permission to break one of the biggest filter laws for one night only: complete appearance changes are allowed, and anyone can be anything.
Disaster strikes when masked attackers infiltrate the party. In the crush of fleeing people, January gets separated from everyone except for a frightened child. Now January has to protect himself and a stray child from the masked attackers, figure out how to get out of the celebrity's massive mansion, and find his spouse.
All while in disguise.
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07 Jan 2026
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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31 Dec 2025
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Sending your spouse a shirtless photo of yourself with the caption when you finish your meeting, I’ll be waiting <3: normal. Sending your spouse of convenience, a person you once threatened to murder on live TV, a shirtless photo of yourself: less normal. Sending a shirtless photo of yourself to your spouse of convenience who kissed you good morning every day: normal, probably? Sending a shirtless photo of yourself to your spouse of convenience who you’d die for without hesitation or regret: ????
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03 Nov 2025
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R wlm'g pmld dszg blf hzrw (I don't know what you said) by Milk_and_Egg
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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You don't like talking to people. You don't like how they look at you like you did something wrong by just existing. The man in your closet is different. He doesn't think what you say is odd, because he doesn't know what you say. You don't know what he says either. It's perfect. especially when you can't handle the pressures of the end of the world.
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- Part 1 of Milk's NINAH-verse
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28 Oct 2025
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The Dialectic of Strength and Pleasure Throughout the Ages: Why You Should Have Sex With Me Without Your Cage On by TheWholeLemon for facewithoutheart
Fandoms: The Mars House - Natasha Pulley
08 Oct 2025
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The first time Gale suggested it, January was immediately opposed—his exact words were, “No way in hell.” But Gale’s nothing if not persistent.
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08 Oct 2025
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In a world of dragons and airships, Azha, the most useless member of the royal family, is enjoying a carefree life of excess and debauchery when his cousin the Emperor orders him to a distant northern province to get (1) a job and (2) a diplomatically appropriate spouse.
In a fit of spite, Azha decides to go there on a cargo airship instead of the luxury air liner that has been chartered for him. There, he'll encounter pirates, true love, and a decision that will change the future of the Empire forever...
A story that is 40% fantasy travelogue, 40% trade routes and bureaucracy, and 20% high-altitude swashbuckling.Bookmarked by hahafool
25 Sep 2025
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So rare as to be ignored by jouissant for what_alchemy
Fandoms: The Left Hand of Darkness - Ursula K. Le Guin
20 Mar 2023
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“You may look closer, if you want to. If you think it might be helpful.”
“Oh, God,” Ai said. “I don’t know about helpful, Harth.”
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09 Sep 2025
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Two months after Senator Gale had become Consul Gale, the Crossing ships had safely landed, and January had started to wake up most mornings to the sound of his spouse humming softly behind him, said spouse spent an entire morning meeting giving him a contemplative look.
It was the sort of look Gale gave a person when they were figuring out a conversational plan of attack.
Or,
River Gale would like to get better at kissing.
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08 Sep 2025
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"Should I know you?” asked the person.
“No,” said January. “My name’s January Stirling. I just found you. You fell down. I think you hit your head.”
“I think you’re right,” agreed the person. “Which means that it’s probably a bad sign that I can’t remember my name.”
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The Mars House Anastasia AU
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25 Aug 2025
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Things were good. Things were steady. They had their rhythm, January was happy, and his life felt like it had more than just ballet in it for the first time in a long time.
And then one day, just over a year after January returned from Mars, River stopped responding.
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- Part 2 of love, we're jumping in the deep end
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11 Aug 2025
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We Will Blame the Grand Imperial Amphibian for This by GlitterFix
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu
13 Oct 2025
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After Maomao serves as a medical attendant at the birth of Basen and Lishu's baby, a shift begins to happen inside of her that changes how she feels about herself as a woman, and about Jinshi as a man. Meanwhile, the prince remains far away and blissfully unaware that his cat is in heat and the emperor, due to an error in understanding, believes that Maomao is already pregnant and decides the right thing for him to do is to reveal this information to the head of the La clan so they might quietly find a way to cover for an unplanned pregnancy that doesn't exist.
Chapter 12: Family Talk
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05 Aug 2025
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Fanart for the Radiant Emperor Series by desden0va
Fandoms: The Radiant Emperor Series - Shelley Parker-Chan
15 Oct 2024
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A place to collect my nsfw fanart for the Radiant Emperor Series; for now it contains:
1) Ma/Zhu, canon moments
2) Ouyang/Esen, disastrous noncanon wishful thinking moments
3) Esen/Ouyang/Zhu, wet dreams + “not a yank on the leash but a touch under the chin”
4) Wang/Third Prince, desk sex and crying and first timesBookmarked by hahafool
16 Jul 2025