freckledheart

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    At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    There are 1,762,949 people in Montreal and all of them hate Ilya Rozanov. 1,762,948 of them hate him because he's the captain of the Boston Raiders.

    1 person hates him because he fucks her upstairs neighbor really, really loudly.

    or, 5 times Shane's downstairs tenant nearly kills Ilya, and one time she almost gets killed back.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    It’s Ilya who brings it up. He’s in his kitchen, making himself some kind of soup that Shane is already searching for recipes of—it’s called rassolnik. Leaning with one hip against the counter, he asks, “What about your sex dungeon?”

    “I don’t have a sex dungeon,” Shane says, both grossed out and intrigued by the idea.

    “The apartment, moya lyubov,” Ilya replies, fondness sheathed in annoyance. He slurps loudly, laughing when Shane makes a face at him over their video call. “What will you do with the apartment?”

    “Sell it, maybe.”

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    Or, Shane doesn't sell the secret-sex-apartment building. He starts renting it out, and somehow ends up with a gaggle of Russian tenants-turned-friends, several stray cats, and one very spoiled hamster.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sat across from a rather ugly man.

    “…I am offering the only option that will save both of your careers and the reputation of this league,” The Ugly Man was saying. “If you post your own statement and start flaunting your relationship then you will obliterate your legacies. You’ll be jokes. Choose wisely.” The Ugly Man, who turns out to be Commissioner Roger Crowell, had just used four (4) sentences in what could have simply been voiced as, ‘Here is a load of bullshit coming from my smelly-ass mouth.’

    or:…the title

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