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What else could he do? (A Fiddleford H. McGucket Character Study) by foolish_edworm
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
27 Dec 2025
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I just couldn't stop thinking about this guy.
A brief summary of McGucket's life.
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Ten seconds is nowhere near long enough.
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Carpooling is Good for the Environment, Everyone Knows That! by foolish_edworm, rome0
Fandoms: House M.D.
24 Nov 2022
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HOUSE: YOU, Dr. James Wilson, are a TERRIBLE driver!
the ducklings all look at each other in confusion
CHASE: I’m sorry, what happened?
HOUSE: Jimmy over here braked too hard and made me spill my coffee everywhere!
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im mad at how cas died so i made it a little bit better i think
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I Can Dream About You (If I Can Hold You Tonight) by PunmasterExtraordinaire
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
31 Oct 2022
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Spy’s touch-starved. Sniper’s touch-starved. So, logically enough, they start a mutually beneficial exchange of strictly platonic touch.
But, of course, Spy has to make things complicated.
A single droplet of blood welled at the tip of Spy's knife."Tomorrow, perhaps?" she asked mildly, admiring that dot of red.
"Sure, around eleven," said Sniper, and slammed her head back against Spy's nose.
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24 Jun 2026
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16 chapters of dumb lesbians yearning and pining and touching and one chapter of.. well...
'tis all an enby who loves women could ask for! it's like the other one but yuri and also different. still obsessed w the style of the author i hope we get more one day
also braless sniper braless sniper braless sniperrrrr
i REALLY need to read more wlw fics like damn
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Spy has a close call.
“How aggravating,” Spy muttered, glaring down at the blood already staining his shirt. “This is always an unpleasant way to go. Pass me a cigarette?”Sniper’s hand twitched automatically toward the extra carton kept in Spy’s coat, but froze halfway there. Slowly, he turned back, looked at the jagged piece of metal, and dragged his eyes up to meet Spy’s in growing horror.
Spy blinked. “Oh.”
They were retired.
There was no Respawn. There were no mediguns. This was the only life he was going to get.
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23 Jun 2026
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What's a Little Hug Between Enemies? by PunmasterExtraordinaire
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
28 Jun 2022
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Sniper has an annoyingly unprofessional problem on his hands, and seeks to remedy it. Spy, however, does not react well to his solution.
Things...escalate from there.
He’d been attacked by seemingly much more dangerous weapons in the past, sauntered out of honey traps and vinegar traps alike. But this? This was strange and awkwardly vulnerable and utterly ingenuous, and quite possibly the most diabolical weapon he’d come up against.
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23 Jun 2026
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HOLY SHIT DUDE. god i love slow burns. in which sniper n spy of opposing teams play a sick n twisted game of GAY. CHICKEN. and spy does light yagami level overthinking. absolutely gorgeous writing. hilarity and SICKENING. SICKENING sweetness the closer you get to the conclusion. and absolutely diabolical payoff i was giggling and kicking my feet it was PERFECT!
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Hobbits rub noses to greet each other - a fact the dwarves don't know until they arrive in Rivendell and Elrond greets a surprised Bilbo by rubbing their noses together. Some of the company find it quite amusing, but Thorin is less than pleased. Fluff! Fill for the Hobbit Kink Meme.
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16 Feb 2026
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AUGGHHH THE TENDERNESSS
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as is the custom by ever_yours
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
12 Dec 2021
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After everything, Bilbo becomes an integral part of castle workings—and honestly, there’s not much waiting for him back at the Shire. So he stays, and decides to learn more about dwarrow culture while he’s at it. As it turns out, dwarf kings are significantly more affectionate than he’d expect...
(Or: Four dwarf traditions Bilbo adopted, and one very pleasant custom that dwarves and hobbits share.)
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14 Feb 2026
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GRAAAAAAAAAAAH