fookinavocados



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    If there's one person more tired of the Dutch national anthem in 2023, it's Max Verstappen, because unlike everyone else, he's heard it hundreds of times. Max is trapped in this endless grey Sunday at Silverstone where nothing ever changes. He races, he wins, he gets to the podium, they play the national anthem, rinse and repeat. It's its own kind of hell.

    Until Oscar Piastri shows up, and he changes everything.

     

    a Groundhog Day with racing autism or maxcar time loop AU

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    83,082
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    169
    Kudos:
    581
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    10,573

    10 May 2026

  2. Rec 97

    Words:
    50,213
    Works:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    97

    18 Apr 2026

  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Luca Haas had a secret Tumblr art account from the mid to late 2010s. One of his posts wasn't of his art though, and of course that's the post that comes back to haunt him years down the line when he is playing for the Ottawa Centaurs with his idol and mentor, Ilya Rozanov.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,229
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    180
    Kudos:
    1,953
    Bookmarks:
    367
    Hits:
    25,182

    04 Apr 2026

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    713
    Kudos:
    6,445
    Bookmarks:
    2,070
    Hits:
    119,790

    22 Mar 2026

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.

    No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,024
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    2,191
    Kudos:
    32,223
    Bookmarks:
    10,466
    Hits:
    713,825

    22 Dec 2025