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    The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.

    “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”

    “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”

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    After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Shane (to himself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in friends with benefits, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

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    When Shane sticks it out at Ilya's house, and the tuna meltdown doesn't happen, he still walks away confused about what Ilya actually WANTS from him. When an opportunity presents itself in the form of Rose Landry and a very thorough PR relationship contract, Shane decides to take advantage of it to show Ilya that he can be a totally chill and normal friend with benefits, and definitely isn't too attached.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “I was trying to be cool and casual. Don’t make that face at me. I know I’m not either thing.”

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    “But you should get tested, it’s important. I go every three months. Like the dentist. My dick is very healthy.”

    “Well…good, I guess.” Shane didn’t have a rebuttal. It was a good point actually. “Wait, you go to the dentist every three months? I thought it was supposed to be six?”

    “You cannot possibly be this boring, Hollander.”


    Shane is tired, but he’s not missing a chance to see Ilya after a New York charity game. Canon compliant, deleted scene type short fluff.

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    23 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “What, am I not permitted to feel the Illinois, Hollander?”

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    Shane releases what feels like his first exhale in forever—Ilya Rozanov, taken out by the common flu. Not ignoring him. Not ending anything. Still, the knot in his chest doesn’t ease completely with the vision of Ilya unwell and alone in Shane’s head.

    JANE

    Are you at your house?

    LILY

    Where else, Jane?

    JANE

    Don’t fall asleep. I’ll be there soon. 

    LILY

    No, am sick. I told you. 

    JANE

    I heard you. I’ll be there soon.

    Or, Ilya’s sick and Shane wants, and wants, and wants. 

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    23 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 65

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    “So, how long have you been holding onto that bellboy fantasy?” Ilya asks, smooth as anything.

    Smooth as the ice after double overtime, Shane spits mouthwash all over the mirror.

    They catch each other’s eye in the spotty reflection and both double over laughing.

    Ilya cleans the mirror and the counter while Shane cleans himself, and Ilya wisely waits until they’ve finished breakfast and Shane’s loading the dishwasher to repeat his question.

    “Why do you think I’ve been holding onto it? I could have just made it up on the spot,” Shane tries.

    “I have known you ten years, Shane.”

    “I might have!”

    Ilya just looks at him.

    Or, Ilya wants to know more about Shane's sexual fantasies and doesn't quite get that Shane's fantasies of all kinds are Ilya Rozanov.

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    23 Jun 2026