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“Melanie did say she and Georgie wanted to visit soon the last time you called, right? Maybe she'll get so pissed off by the roads up here that she'll go back to the Slaughter."
“Maybe their car will die on the way up and they won’t be able to call for help and they’ll get lost in the Scottish wilderness.”
"Maybe they'll forget I'm allergic to cats and bring the Admiral up and I'll break into hives and die."
“Maybe Georgie will bring pictures from when I didn’t wash my hair for three weeks in college and you’ll break up with me.”
Martin laughs at that. “Maybe I will,” he says, and Jon smacks him lightly on the arm. “Hey!”
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“Oh, right, see—the, the problem with trying to make someone jealous like that is it just shows how much you still care about the other person, right? Like, I really do not give a shit if Peter hooks up with someone else. I honestly wish he would.” The man downs the rest of his whiskey. “It would make my life a hell of a lot easier,” he mutters into the glass.
“I—I get that,” Jon says somewhat stiltedly. He’s still confused as to what exactly this guy wants, and who he is, and why they’re still talking.
“What I’m saying is that I don’t care if Peter flirts with someone all night, but he’s proving to me right now that he would definitely care if I did. And I’m guessing it’s the same for your ex?”
“Oh,” Jon says as he suddenly gets it. "Oh."
“So….” The other man taps his fingernails against his now-empty glass. Jon realizes he looks rather nervous. “Uh, I’m Martin, by the way.”
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i can hardly stand the sight of it all by flatwoods
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 May 2020
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Gerard Keay was in the middle of getting the eye tattoos on his left knuckles touched up when he remembered he was dying.
Just as the tattoo artist closed a nigh-imperceptible gap in the iris of his ring finger—the last of the little faded blemishes that had accumulated in the years since he’d first got them—the knowledge that he had a brain tumor popped into his head as casually as if he were remembering a crush he’d had in middle school. It felt familiar, sort of nauseating, and in an upsetting way, weirdly funny.
“Oh, fuck,” said Gerry, mostly because he didn’t know what else he could say.
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you see two red lights and nine yellow lights in the forest it is mothman and his menorah by flatwoods
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
06 Dec 2018
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a light hanukkah fic for these dark winter months
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“Hey, Taako? One more question?”
Taako groaned. “About to sleep here, Mags, but fine. Shoot.”
“Does Merle know you’re dating the guy who cut off his arm?”
Taako’s eyes snapped open in alarm. Shit. “I mean… technically you cut off his arm, homie.”
“Yeah, and you cheered me on while it happened—fine. Lemme fix my question. Does Merle know you’re dating the guy that tried to kill him and instead caused the loss of his arm in the process?”
“…No. No he doesn’t."
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In the weeks following the war, Zuko faces a gauntlet of Agni Kai challengers. Sokka worries.
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"On this night, you shall share a kiss with a great love of your life!”
That lying, scummy Aunt Wu predicts a grand romance for Sokka. To disprove her "fortunetelling" once and for all, Sokka decides to spend the night with least romantic person he knows.
Zuko.
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Prince Zuko is born with eyes of pure gold, the surest sign of a strong inner flame.
Prince Zuko is born unlucky. He has no fire to speak of. No spark of potential.
(Until swords start bending to his will.)
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15 Jul 2026
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June has good luck with strays.
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(Never) Forget Who You Are by mindbending for MuffinLance
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
04 Jan 2021
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“Hello, my name is Joo Lee,” says a young man in cheery spring green, his smile stretched to the point of pain. “I have been given the great honor of showing the Avatar around Ba Sing Se.”
“Zuko?!”
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