fivetastic
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Leona is sick. Despite everything, Ruggie stays.
Or: An examination on Leona's defense mechanisms and his allergy to vulnerability.
Series
-
Tags
Summary
Leona is 13, Falena is 23. Both of them have a hard time navigating without their father.
Their conversation is then interrupted by a very loud, very anti-monarchist hyena beastman.
Series
-
Bad Drinks and Cheap Sparklers (and how, despite everything you do, he cares) by fivetastic
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
06 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
The three of them hang out and nothing is wrong and nothing goes wrong whatsoever.
Or: Jack and Ruggie like sparklers. Leona doesn’t.
Series
-
The Lion Doesn't Concern Himself with the Opinion of Hyenas by fivetastic
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
26 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
Leona is at the library, and for the first time ever, not sleeping. Ruggie is deeply confused.
“What makes you think,” Leona snapped his eyes up to glare at Ruggie, "that any of this concerns you?”
Ruggie blinked. "I’m just impressed, you’re finally doing your—”
“Get out.”
“What?”
“Get out.”
After a look of brief disbelief, Ruggie took the seat right in front of Leona, slowly dragging the chair’s legs for maximum squeak. “No. Some people actually have to study.”
Series
-
Leona, I'd really appreciate it if you would TELL ME THESE THINGS BEFOREHAND by fivetastic
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
07 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
Ruggie is now Savanaclaw's Vice Housewarden, to his immediate dismay.
Meanwhile, Leona is taking a nap.
Series
Recent series
-
the myriad vignettes in which Leona tells Ruggie to get out by fivetastic
Fandom Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
06 May 2026
Summary
various savanaclaw vignettes by me, five! every fic in this series is unrelated to each other so they can be read independently — they all just focus on savanaclaw (as well as the fact that leona will always tell ruggie to get out.)
- Words:
- 8,334
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 10
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“—and you were so cool! You took down almost as many marines as me!”
Zoro snapped his eyes open. “What do you mean ‘almost’? I took down more than you!”
“Nope!” Luffy replied simply, beaming at Zoro bright as the sun.
“What, you counted them?”———
Or: The Strawhats keep a KO-count. It escalates—along with other things.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,161
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 312
- Kudos:
- 3,397
- Bookmarks:
- 723
- Hits:
- 31,743
Bookmarked by fivetastic
18 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
Jacob Black's Self Saving System (JBSSS) by Atari_Evergreen
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
An unfortunate Jacob Black wakes up in Forks with a new body, a hostile and micro-managing narrator, and zero understanding of Twilight’s plot - except for the dear old fandom wars between Twilight and HP, which... is not enough to go off by.
Now, the System wants him to behave. He wants to quit. It takes a piece of bribery to convince him to stay.
Meanwhile, other Fork residents are going crazy over him: Edward can’t read his mind and it's driving him mad, Seth accidentally imprints on him, Bella has a crush on him and sees Edward as competition, the Cullen siblings sort of adopt him, and Leah, Quil and Embry want to keep him as far away from Edward as possible.
There will be canines and fangs.
But most importantly, we get to watch Edward suffer.
(In short: Twilight world x SVSSS plot. Featuring Victoria as Tianlang-jun.)
-
a new day by orphan_account for ChezPillow (PillowLord)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Mar 2025
Tags
Summary
Liu Qingge and Luo Binghe have spent too long doing the same thing.
The universe decides to intervene.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,070
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 22
- Kudos:
- 130
- Bookmarks:
- 25
- Hits:
- 910
Bookmarked by fivetastic
12 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
the girls are FIGHTINGG.. wait.. hold on.. the girls are RESOLVING? the girls are RECONCILING???
aka; literally the best fic ever to handle the endless qingge and binghe fighting
-
The Stallion Protagonist's Villain-Wooing System by tpfw01
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Luo Binghe was idly scrolling through the novel selections when he stumbled upon PIDW. He suspected that the author of this shitty stallion harem novel was stalking him in real life because why the hell were their names and looks exactly the same?! Except... WTF was this weakling, white lotus bullshit?!?
"That's right, Master Shen, beat up that fake-ass brat!"
"Fuck you, Cucumber Bro. Come meet me IRL and I'll castrate you!"
"Where's the rest of Shen Qingqiu's backstory??? Airplane, you better not leave your house!"
One day, the villain's infamous #1 fan and defender gets transmigrated... as Luo Binghe, kneeling in front of Shen Qingqiu.
Wowow. He's gorgeous! I knew he would be. Luo Binghe thought with pride. Ha! The original MC was such a loser. Imagine chasing after anyone else when this beauty is right here! Shen Qingqiu, my beloved, You. Will. Be. Mine.
[System: ??? WARNING: OOC! OOC!]
LBH: Shut the fuck up! Idc!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,866
- Chapters:
- 15/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 720
- Kudos:
- 3,371
- Bookmarks:
- 851
- Hits:
- 54,315
Bookmarked by fivetastic
06 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
FREAK BINGHE LETS GO????!!!! /lovingly
BINGZUUUUUUUUU
PEAAAAAKPEEEEEEEEEEEEAK
-
guardrails at the cliff's edge by notyourcircus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
The head disciple of An Ding is... not what Luo Binghe would have expected.
OR: Shen Yuan pulls his bagel (Luo Binghe) out of the toaster (the narrative flow of PIDW) just before it gets burnt (the Abyss arc).
Series
Bookmarked by fivetastic
10 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Collections:
Bookmarker's Notes
oh, maybe things will turn out okay after all?
C
U
T
ECUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! xiang fei and shen yuan interactions adopt a stray uou love to see it yoy love to see it