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    In a pawn shop in Montreal, a bag of used golf clubs is sold to a famous hockey player.

    Less than an hour later, another, different famous hockey player’s car is vandalized. In Montreal. With golf clubs.

    The common thread between these two events is simple. One of these hockey players is bad at lying to himself. The other is even worse.

    Inspired by this post.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    All it takes is one principled stand for Shane Hollander's life to completely unravel.

    As he tries to untangle the thread, he finds that every end leads back to Ilya Rozanov.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “I’m not going to ask Hayden if he can fuck me just so I can be a normal person.”

    “So you want to get fucked.”

    “Obviously, I do, don’t I?” Shane mutters, glancing down at his own crotch. He feels Rozanov do the same, so his face burns and his hand takes on a life of its own, punching the man in the chest. “Stop that.”

    “Hey, I just want to help,” Rozanov replies. Suddenly, Shane notices how close they are and forces himself to take a step back. “It’s not that complicated. You just want to fuck, so do it. Practice. Easy.”

    He has to learn from the best, right? Shane doesn't do things halfway. If he's going to lose his virginity, he's going to learn to do it with all the necessary nuances that Rozanov's promiscuous experience can offer.

    "Okay," Shane exhales, and immediately blushes. "I'll do it. Are you free tomorrow at seven?"

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    05 Jul 2026