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- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (3)
- Hannibal (TV) (1)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (1)
- Iron Lung (2026) (1)
- Project Hail Mary (2026) (1)
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When Grace noticed a mysterious red liquid contaminating the biodome's waters, he would've never imagined the Eridians to drag out a man.
When Simon woke up with a tube in his throat, he would've never imagined he would be staring at the face of an angel.
And Rocky would've never imagined that he would have to tase a human and build him a xenonite cage, but here we all are.
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Simon's first reaction was always to fight: Grace's was to take flight. What happens when there were no more monsters to fight, and no where to take flight to?
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without you, id be lost like the lamb sauce <3 by fanboy_squared
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Mar 2026
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MasterChef ✅ @MASTERCHEF
We’re back for an all new Season of #MasterChef!
Mark your calendars…get ready…COOK! 🥘daph @foodneverbetraysme
Ok so are we still watching this show or something? Lowkey forgot this existed ngl lolOr
Ilya and Shane are competitors on MasterChef. The Internet goes feral.
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“Harry, I can’t spend my time trying to find a ten-a-penny extra, especially when you don’t even have a photo of him,” Mycroft said. He reminded himself that Harry produced some of the biggest box office hits in recent years. “You described him as,” he looked down at the sticky note she gave him, “‘middle-aged, 30s, question mark, 40s, question mark, white, salt-and pepper, nice jawline, right eyes’. Do you know how many people in Hollywood matches that description? What even does ‘right eyes’ mean?”
Where Greg is an unsuccessful actor desperately waiting for his big break, and Mycroft is a talent agent who is done with the antics of stubborn directors.
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A family moved in – just across the street from him. It was a quiet affair, the furniture finagling all done over the course of a miserly day of pouring rain. A pale, miserly mother, a shouting father, and a black-haired boy around his age. Sebastien observed behind the curtains of his living room window.
He learned his name was James Moriarty.
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Will was no stranger to headaches. He was used to downing painkillers like Tic Tacs and praying they’d do something, especially after visiting one of Jack’s crime scenes. He tried to command his arms to reach for the drawer where he stashed the pills, but they refused to move, as if they were buried in cement.
His final thought before he fell back into the darkness was “That’s it. I’m dying.”
He wasn’t sure whether it was a comforting thought.
Will has a fever and Hannibal presents the all-curing remedy: chicken soup.
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catharsis by PaintedVanilla for load_star
Fandoms: Fight Club (1999), Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club - All Media Types
27 Mar 2023
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I’m rapidly coming to the realization that I don’t like fighting anyone other than Tyler. I’m putting words to what used to be an abstract string pull in my gut, telling me that what I’m doing isn’t really what I think I’m doing. This isn’t about the thrill of the scuffle, the catharsis I am experiencing is simply a watered down, repackaged dupe of the real deal. I am seeking a blow to my cheek that leaves me reeling so hard my body has no choice but to conjure up tears. There is a butterfly light thrill that shoots up my spine when Tyler twists his torso under mine and forces me off my feet with his entire body weight.
These are dwindling highs. I need a higher dose every time, and there’s only so many ways to make lingering, full body contact as we try to beat each other into the floor. Fighting Tyler is losing its zeal, and I have no interest in any of the other idiots who crowd the basement every Saturday night.
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17 Jul 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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16 Jul 2026
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#ilyarozanovisoverparty by chuyasexual
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Mar 2026
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troybarrett if u can read this im free on thurs @censational · Oct 23, 2022
Ilya Rozanov getting cancelled for having an Asian fetish was NOT on my 2022 bingo but here we are #ilyarozanovisoverpartykari ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @pikesplacee · Oct 23, 2022
the question of “why shane hollander of all players” finally makes sense now I guess… #ilyarozanovisoverpartyvi @mooncatvi · Oct 23, 2022
you mean the hockey player I liked isn't a good person? 🥺 you mean the stripper doesn't love me? 🥺 #ilyarozanovisoverpartySeries
- Part 2 of boy kissing and other illicit activities
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28 Mar 2026
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Wolfbird by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.
Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.
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18 Mar 2026
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Severe cognitive dissonance at seeing Montreal mentioned in detail in fic??? C’est quoi ce cochonnerie??
Also going absolutely insane
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so it's gonna be forever by Lila_Mac
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
31 Mar 2026
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Ilya is plummeting to his death when he closes his eyes, heart full of regret.
When he opens them in what feels like just a second later, he is standing outside a rink in Regina, Saskatchewan. There’s a banner on the building across the street:
World Junior Hockey Championship 2009.
What?