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My take on a third season fix it!
This is my what-could-have-been with a full six-episode season and competent writing. Everything that is canon is treated as canon even if it hurts (well, as much as possible anyway while also finding narrative consistency and getting everyone back into character). I'm writing this with the assumption that the ending was something like the ending Neil and Terry intended but that it was poorly executed. I’ll do my best to find a decent story arc, close plot holes, improve characterisation, ensure the painful bits hurt a whole lot less, and land the ending. Is this the story that was originally intended by Terry and Neil? Is it what the six-episodes could have been? I’ve no idea. But I’m hoping it’ll be closer to the season three that we and they deserved. I’m guaranteeing a love confession and another kiss (in fact, I'll guarantee two additional kisses).
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Meta: The Ineffable Husbands Are Already a Couple by falsepremise
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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One of the aspects of Good Omens Season 3 that contributes to the painful sting of the ending is that Aziraphale and Crowley’s romantic arc was left unfinished. We never got see them get together. Because we didn’t see the get together moment the simplest interpretation is that Aziraphale and Crowley, despite clearly loving each other, never made the leap from best friends to lovers- no love confessions and only the one desperate kiss. Ouch. That heart breaking interpretation seems to be the one that many in fandom are rolling with despite the pain. I think this is a big mistake. The simple explanation is also wrong. Let me put forward an alternative: Aziraphale and Crowley were already a couple by the time we saw them in season 2. Let's review the evidence!!
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Aziraphale and Crowley are working together again but they also haven’t had the chance to talk properly or even sneak a little make up snog. Then Aziraphale tries out his full Lord Slorch costume on Crowley and things get a bit heated.
Set during season 3.
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Once again Aziraphale wakes from a nightmare—another strange dream about the other him, in the order place. Crowley, naturally, is there to comfort him and remind him that they have their happy ending.
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- Part 7 of From Good to Great
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Boldly by falsepremise for Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek
19 Dec 2025
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Two hundred years in the future, Aziraphale and Crowley travel to the nebula Crowley once created for a romantic holiday, and they manage to hitch a ride on the USS Enterprise. Aziraphale finds James T. Kirk even nicer in real life than he is on the news reels, and he can’t help but notice the way Jim looks at his First Officer… Aziraphale decides that some matters require one to be a little bold.
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From Good to Great by falsepremise
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 May 2026
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This series is a continuation of Good Omens. It includes a full account of that night at Crowley's flat and two novel-length sequels. Great Omens, set 30 years in the future and dealing with The Big One, is complete. 668 The Neighbour of the Beast is the current work in progress.
This series takes both the show and the book as canon. Each fic can be read as stand alone. Fics can be read in any order. Ordered chronologically.
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A Very Filthy Advent Calendar by angelsnuffbox (MrsCaulfield), Anti_kate, chamyl, darcylindbergh, doomed_spectacles, entanglednow, falsepremise, lazulibundtcake, LeilaKalomi, Mackaley, musegnome, Phoenix_Soar, saretton, thundercrackfic, WaldosAkimbo, wargoddess9 (Wargoddess9), Z A Dusk (snakeandmoon)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Dec 2021
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Miss Fell's Bookshop Event by falsepremise
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 Aug 2021
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"Dazai-kun, sometimes I look at you and wonder.. how can such small body like yours be capable of hosting this much anger within?" Mori’s question stunned him into silence, even though he didn’t let it show.
Chuuya was an aggressive person. He looked annoying, childish, and stupid majority of the time. Why would Mori ever compare him to someone like that? Dazai knew himself. He was cold and calculating, and he was nothing — absolutely nothing — like Nakahara Chuuya.
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- Part 7 of Dazai’s crumbling mental health
Bookmarked by falsepremise
16 Mar 2026
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[Fandom stats] Shipping on AO3 vs. FFNet by toastystats (destinationtoast)
Fandoms: Fandom - Fandom, Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Sep 2014
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Case studies in a few fandoms (Sherlock, Supernatural, and Harry Potter) to start to get a sense of how shipping can differ across different platforms (as of 2014).
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- Part 38 of Fandom Stats
- Part 10 of Shipping Stats
- Part 3 of Fandom Platform Comparisons
Bookmarked by falsepremise
29 Dec 2025
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Survey Results: Demographics by centreoftheselights
Fandoms: Fandom - Fandom, Multi-Fandom, No Fandom
29 May 2024
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Data and initial analysis of the results of the Demographics section in the AO3 Demographics Survey 2024.
This was an unofficial survey of 16,131 AO3 users conducted in January 2024.
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- Part 4 of AO3 Demographics Survey 2024
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- English
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- 11,456
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 136
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- 1,031
- Bookmarks:
- 111
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- 24,982
Bookmarked by falsepremise
29 Dec 2025
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John Watson is left-handed.
He’s tried not to let it affect his life, but as any Lefty knows, that’s almost impossible.
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- 45,153
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- 9/9
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Bookmarked by falsepremise
28 Dec 2025
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DM Notes:
The party (Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny) rolled a collective Natural 1 on "Avoiding International Incidents" at a diplomatic festival, so they've earned themselves punishment at a rehabilitation camp.Party roster: One prince with anger management issues, one ranger in denial about his obvious bard levels, one rogue with a mysterious relationship to mortality, and one self-proclaimed wizard whose 'spells' so far seem... questionable at best.
It's going to be a long three months.
(Stick of Truth inspired AU where the main four are trapped together as a team at a rehabilitation camp for punishment. They either have to try to come out on top, or work together as a team to make it through.)
Read the first part here.
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- Part 2 of The Natural Disasters (SP D&D AU)
Bookmarked by falsepremise
16 Aug 2025