exasperatedmoron
Fandoms
- Haikyuu!! (46)
- The Flash (TV 2014) (7)
- SKAM (France) (7)
- Video Blogging RPF (3)
- Project Hail Mary (2026) (3)
Recent works
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laundry day by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
15 Jul 2026
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Rocky creates a new laundry machine that traps all of Grace and Simon’s clothes instead of cleaning it. Grace sees this as an opportunity to get Simon to wear his old NASA spacesuit since they had nothing else to wear. Simon agrees on one condition; that Grace wears his harness in return.
OR; simon and grace bang in the spacesuit and harness because author saw a fanart of them with their outfit swapped and this madness was born
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when stars align by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace lived his whole life wondering why his soulstring stretched out all the way to the sky. It took him a one-way ticket to Tau Ceti, another one-way ticket to Erid, and a special delivery in the form of a bloody submarine to finally learn the answer. It is strange, though, how his soulmate never seems to address their soul string but has a habit of staring deep into his eyes.
AKA; A soulmate AU where Simon arrives on Erid five years after Grace did. The two of them learn how to heal from the past and feel excitement for a future they never expected to have. First two chapters are about Simon's arrival to Erid but the rest focuses on their personal growth, developing feelings for each other, and understanding of how soulmate systems works.
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Peter & Ryland’s Field Trip to Stark Industries by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jul 2026
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Despite their best efforts, Grace and Peter have no choice but to go on a field trip to Stark Industries. Never mind the fact that they both had just been there that very morning, or the fact that they live there (well, partially, in Peter's case). Fate seemed to be determined to get them on that tour, so go they must. Surely, they'd be able to keep their secrets and not have anything bad happen along the way?
AKA: Grace and Tony are secretly married, Peter lives in the penthouse with them, and it's almost impossible to pair Grace and Peter without having something go wrong.
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kageyama and hinata retire and decide to write the next chapter of their lives together-- using bucket lists. they move in together, travel the world, explore their interests outside of volleyball and revisit old memories. eventually they finally get off their asses and do something about their decade long crushes on one another; even if they end up doing things backwards.
with art by @ewereichi (twt/bsky) and beta'ed by @ermdelconcrete (twt/bsky) !! <3
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rather than spending christmas eve in the joyful company of hinata’s family, kageyama and hinata find themselves snowed-in and stuck in a cabin until the blizzard clears up.
somehow, kageyama and hinata had fallen asleep when hinata’s grandmother sent them to do a task and they woke up to heavy snowfall. at least they’d be able to spend christmas eve together.
Recent series
Recent bookmarks
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Why Is a School Teacher in Space? by petrichor_after_dark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
08 May 2026
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Dr. Grace has a very particular set of skills. Teaching middle schoolers is no easy task, and he finds himself falling back on those patterns as he fights to save humanity.
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5 times Grace teaches the Project Hail Mary team like children + 1 time they appreciate it
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It was just supposed to be an experiment to show off a use for astrophage.
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- Part 1 of PHM bits
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
27 Jul 2026
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i love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach by eveBestt
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 Jul 2026
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Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
27 Jul 2026
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The Twin Paradox by Natalea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
20 Jul 2026
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“I’m not him, Eva,” Colt murmured. “I will never be him.”
“I know,” she protested.
“No, you don’t understand. The more you get to know me, the more you’ll realize just how much I’m not him. And you’ll hate me for it.”
She shook her head.
“I’m not asking you to love me or pretend we’re together. Keep filming your movies. Sleep around with whoever you want, I don’t care. As long as you come back to me when it gets too hard, when I…”
She swallowed.
“When I miss him too much.”
“This is toxic, Eva. You’re only going to hurt yourself even more.”
“I know.”
“And you’re going to hurt me too. Does that really not matter to you?”
“Of course it matters. But I can’t help it. You’re all I have left, do you understand? You have his face, and his eyes, and his voice. You’re the only thing of him left on this Earth that I can still see and touch. Please, don’t make me lose that too. Don’t make me lose him again.”
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After the launch of the Hail Mary, Eva Stratt meets Ryland Grace’s twin brother, Colt Seavers, whose existence she never knew about. Devoured by guilt, she begins a toxic situationship with him in a desperate attempt to cling to Grace's memory.
Bookmarked by xllx (exasperatedmoron)
27 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
wow. like, wow. hurt a LOT but very well written
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it's okay, you're okay by orchidlattes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jul 2026
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Anyway, there isn’t a therapist on Erid who could work on me without a seminar. And even after a curriculum, a thesis, and a defense, it’d still be impossible to explain why I feel so goshdarn weird about the wheelchair.