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Spawn of The Ancient Beasts by an_undead_gamer_45, PaintinBeyondExpectations
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
28 Jun 2026
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Back when the Virtues were falling and transforming into beats, Shadow Milk found himself plagued with a deep sense of loniness. All his former friends, the beasts, were slipping away from him and their motley crew was falling to pieces.
He couldn't stand idly by and let that happen so he decided the best way to bring them all back together was to introduce a few bundles of baby dough into their lives, making them come together as one big twisted family.
The mixture was prepared and the oven was heated but Shadow Milk never got a chance to bake their sons and daughters thanks to the machinations of Silent Salt and Dark Enchantress Cookie, leaving his plans and his family lost to time.
Until those very same children resurface countless years later, totally unaware of their origins. Fortunately their uncle Shadow Milk, recently freed from the prison of the Silver Tree, is more than happy to arrange a few family reunions!
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06 Jul 2026
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When the chains of captivity cannot be broken, the chains of sanity shall break instead. Is emancipation from such a state even possible?
On Christmas Eve, Akira took hold of the Holy Grail and then immediately took the fall for his friends. Struggling to cope with the traumatic solitude of prison and the weight of humanity’s distorted desires, he develops a Palace.
Actually, he develops Palaces, plural. Twenty-two of them in total.
An alternate scenario for Royal’s Third Semester.
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02 Jul 2026
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A Story So Astronomical by heymelissachambers (persephones_garden)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
19 May 2026
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In a last-ditch attempt to save the Starlight Theater from shutting down, Alice Woodward puts on her new musical, The Trail to Oregon, with the help of Professor Hidgens. Now she's juggling rehearsals on top of her relationship with Deb, her struggles with her dad, and a cast that has plenty of their own problems...
Ted Spankoffski is attempting to get back into theatre, manage his feelings for Charlotte Sweetly, and not strangle the oddly-friendly Sam in the process. Meanwhile, Zach and Zoey Chambers are out for blood, and Melissa is trying to prevent her younger siblings from killing each other—or getting caught in the crossfire. And Ruth Fleming is hoping to conquer her anxiety and finally fulfill her dream of performing onstage.
Bill just wants his daughter back.
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- Part 2 of Hey Ted, Hey Melissa!
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02 Jun 2026
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Made Of Steel by DerLucht
Fandoms: The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip - Fandom
18 Dec 2024
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“My son is a... peculiar person, you see. You would need to be patient with him. He requires a lot from himself and he expects the same from all the other people he knows. He would need to see you actually desire to work here - and to work as much as needed, that has to be said."
“I can do that,” Derek nodded.
"Then you seem to be perfect for the job. The only matter now is whether you and Titch will get along.”
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28 May 2026
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How Gangles Met the Titch by shozzie
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip - Fandom, The Unrelenting Aubergine - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, + lore references to, Moist and Magical - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
12 Oct 2025
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🍆 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2I8K9RBlQ3jNqUeMFLKJ33 💜
(( completed work but new comments always welcome ))Series
- Part 1 of 🍆HGMTT💜 + 🌱GTLWM💚
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26 May 2026