escapismandsharpobjects
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bloodbath by escapismandsharpobjects
Fandoms: Slow Horses (TV), Slough House - Mick Herron
07 Jul 2026
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whumpmas in july day 6: bloodbath
It’s a fucking bloodbath.
Which is not exactly the rarest thing to happen, where the Dogs are concerned.
And in the middle of it all, or not the middle, but curled up in the fetal position behind a concrete pillar, is someone who has no business being anywhere near here.
Particularly given his previous track record, vis-a-vis the Dogs.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,095
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 4
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whumpmas in july day 3: restraints
It’s rare that one of them finds themself in this situation–arriving to rescue their teammate before any unpleasantness has begun.
Not that they’re always getting captured and tortured, or anything. But the few times one of them has been, usually the other has arrived too late to fully prevent the violence. -
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bad things happen bingo: sore throat
Something’s up.
It takes him a moment to work it out, such that the water overflows in his mug. He wipes it up hastily with a muttered, “shit,” and just like that, the pieces fall into place.
Stef has been utterly silent this entire time.
He’s never known Stef to be silent for more than, say, twenty seconds. He doesn’t think he’s capable of it.
Except Stef’s been sitting here for at least four minutes, and he hasn’t said a word. -
steel toes & frozen veg by escapismandsharpobjects
Fandoms: Slow Horses (TV), Slough House - Mick Herron
09 Jun 2026
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bad things happen bingo: kick them while they are down
He hadn’t even gone looking for trouble this time.
Really, he hadn’t.
And yet here he is, slap bang in the middle of a bank robbery. -
i understand. by escapismandsharpobjects for blue_and_bloodied
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
04 Jun 2026
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bad things happen bingo: fake kill scare
He doesn’t want to do this.
Fuck, he doesn’t want to do this.
But they’re as good as dead otherwise.
Illya might be as good as dead anyway.