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A Book of Thoughts by eijicant
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender, poems - Fandom, Hello - Fandom, i'm new to this - Fandom, i've accidentally deleted my tags five times, since two are inspired by this show why not
15 Mar 2017
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A collection of poems inspired by wandering two a.m. thoughts and random fits of wild passion.
warning: most of these are kinda depressing, but I like them, and they make the happy ones seem that much brighter
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Putting the 'Hit' in 'Hit On' by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2024
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There was a pause as the Peak Lords drank their tea, and then Shizun sighed. "I'm just worried, is all. Liu Qingge said Binghe looked scared, and no one's seen him all day. I don't understand--I thought he wanted this! I thought this would be easy."
"You thought inviting a third into your marriage would be easy?" said Shang Qinghua.
"I thought it would be like with dogs!"
"Cucumber bro, respectfully, what."
"You know, when you have just one it's a lot of work, but adding a second one isn't all that much more to do--you just put out a second food bowl and you're good to go. I thought it would be like that, but with husbands."
"I don't think that's how relationships work," Shang Qinghua said skeptically, and for once, Luo Binghe was on his side.
In which Luo Binghe unknowingly engages in demonic flirtation with Liu Qingge via punches, and everyone knows about it and is cool with it.
Luo Binghe just wishes someone had told him.
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Sweet Dreams Are Made of This by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2024
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It wasn’t gay for Shen Qingqiu to dream about being fucked by a man. Anyone—even the straightest of men, which Shen Qingqiu was—would have dreamt the same thing after seeing Binghe again after all those years of separation. It was only natural!
Binghe was taller now, with wider shoulders and a chiseled jaw and a deeper voice that had gone straight to Shen Qingqiu’s gut when he’d heard it. Was it so surprising that all this new sensory knowledge would combine with Shen Qingqiu’s extensive knowledge of BL tropes—courtesy of his sister’s novel collection—and cause his subconscious mind to produce a naked, horny Binghe? And what was more natural for a naked, horny Binghe to do than to start having sex with whatever person was closest?
In this case, the closest person had been Shen Qingqiu. Dreams were funny like that, sometimes.
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14 Jun 2026
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Incubus by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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It took Shen Yuan a full week to realize he'd transmigrated into PIDW.
In his defense, he'd woken up to a sky filled with blood rain, raging walls of hellfire, and a shadowy thing trying to take a bite out of his leg. He'd had to hit the ground running (literally, because that shadow thing had been hungry and fast) and hadn't had much time to take in his surroundings.
Luckily he was fast in this life. His strange new set of goat-like legs seemed to help with that.
In which Shen Yuan transmigrates as an incubus, and everyone realizes it but him.
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Once More from the Top by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jul 2025
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The Veiled Soul-Seer was known for being able to grant a person's deepest desire. Luo Binghe went to her with the expectation that she'd deliver the kind, sweet Shizun he'd seen in the other world (the one married to that weak, unworthy version of himself). That was, after all, what Luo Binghe wanted most.
So why did he wake up to find himself back in his fourteen-year old body, in the woodshed, as a disciple on Qing Jing Peak?
Now his empire is gone, as is his harem, cultivation, and physical strength. He'll have to rebuild it all from scratch, and while knowing the future should speed things up significantly, acting like an innocent human child after hundreds of years of being an all-powerful demon emperor might be more difficult than he'd anticipated…
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.