eggssy
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Sith Whore by eggssy
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
19 Nov 2021
Tags
Summary
I made a joke tumblr post about Darth Maul calling Obi-Wan a sith whore because he has so many sith after him, and he’s like, hey, what the FUCK? I’m the only sith allowed to kill you??
Series
- Part 1 of egg writes crack
-
Your Sister is the Huttslayer?! by eggssy
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
21 May 2021
Tags
Summary
Leia Organa is the Huttslayer and bounty hunters both fear and respect her.
-
So You're the Mand’alor Huh? by eggssy
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
01 Mar 2021
Tags
Summary
Luke is pressured by his sister into joining Republic negotiations with the newly established Mand'alor and proceeds to be a little shit.
In which Luke had no idea that the new Mand'alor is his student's father, and Din knows absolutely nothing about the intergalactic disaster that is the Skywalker family. -
Retirement Sounds like a Good Idea by eggssy
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
27 Feb 2021
Tags
Summary
Han Solo was pretty confident that not much could phase him after fighting in the rebellion and having to deal with the Skywalker's intergalactic family drama but the Mandalorian sitting in his living room was a bit of a surprise.
-
Tags
Summary
Klaus doesn’t want to be lookout, so he doesn’t and proceeds to save the world through the power of hugs.
Recent series
-
egg writes crack by eggssy
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
19 Nov 2021
- Words:
- 3,508
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 11
Recent bookmarks
-
Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
Tags
Summary
Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
Series
- Part 1 of certaintyverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,360
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 986
- Kudos:
- 10,672
- Bookmarks:
- 2,753
- Hits:
- 56,112
Bookmarked by eggssy
26 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
this is so sickeningly sweet I literally do not know what to do with myself
when learning another language is your love langauage -
Parting Gift by wreckerdeckerr
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Jun 2026
Summary
Ryland Grace is unknowingly pregnant when he is put into suspended animation and sent on a suicide mission to save Earth from astrophage. After completing his mission and turning back for Rocky, he and his friend have to navigate ever-complicated human pregnancy and parenthood during the 4 year trip to Erid. After touchdown, will Erid be willing and able to support two fragile human lives? What will Grace have to do in the name of bravery for his child? What does life look like for a child of the stars?
Will be a four part series. Updates every Sunday and Wednesday.
- Words:
- 89,662
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 137
Bookmarked by eggssy
25 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Notes
hey? I'm crying??? so much??!? amazing fic series I am emotionally devastated
-
the great tribulation by aloremrem for Ikira
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
17 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
She orders Simon to bring Grace back to the surface, and thus begins Grace's ordeal in a starless universe.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 94,811
- Chapters:
- 19/19
- Comments:
- 2,403
- Kudos:
- 5,567
- Bookmarks:
- 1,478
- Hits:
- 80,425
Bookmarked by eggssy
18 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
EXCELLENT FIC!!!! If Ryland Grace had a nickel for everytime he saved humanity he would have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
-
Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Des98
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 Jun 2026
- Words:
- 64,882
- Works:
- 21
- Bookmarks:
- 1,830
Bookmarked by eggssy
14 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I love time travel I love the power of friendship and I love this series
-
Past Lives in the Stars by tinallie
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
27 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Every screen in the room blazed with the same breaking news feed. An alien voice had just asked for him by name on live television.
“Mr. Grace?” little Jamal whispered from the front row, eyes huge behind his glasses. “Is that really you they’re talking about? Like, you you?”
Ryland’s mouth opened, but nothing came out. His heart slammed against his ribs like it wanted to escape and hide under the desk with the class hamster. He was just Mr. Grace. The guy who drew cartoon planets on the board, who stayed late helping kids glue together messy dioramas of the solar system, who once spent an entire lunch period comforting a sobbing girl because her goldfish had “gone to the great fishbowl in the sky.” He graded spelling tests on vocabulary words like photosynthesis and asteroid. Aliens did not know his name. Aliens did not ask for science teachers.
The marker slipped from his fingers and clattered to the floor.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,998
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Comments:
- 807
- Kudos:
- 2,731
- Bookmarks:
- 759
- Hits:
- 32,271
Bookmarked by eggssy
26 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
rip ryland grace this man just keeps getting kidnapped and put in space against his will