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    “Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.

    Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”

    “Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.

    Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?

    Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Robert fights like a rabid animal, and, really, it shouldn't be as attractive as it is.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    No one expected to think anything more of their newest dispatcher, but one by one they fall into his orbit, suddenly understanding Invisigal's obsession with the guy in their own ways.

    [or: in which everyone on the Z-Team feels some sorta way for Robert Robertson, and it was fun for everyone to flirt with him until Phenomaman tells Robert he wishes to make love again]

    Both Waterboy and Phenomaman join Z-Team together/Coupe gets cut/Coupe rejoins the team

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    17 Jul 2026

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    “You walk into a field. In the center is a Gazebo,” Robert said, voice tilting low. He placed his popsicle-stick creation on the table and then sat back down behind his little partition, staring out at his group of misfits. Phen was on the edge of his seat, his little hand painted knight on horseback in front of the rest of the group.

    The rest of said group was…

    Eclectic.

    Or- the team plays Dungeons and Dragons, and it's pure chaos, but good for morale.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Too busy being Mechaman to ever be Robert, the omega. On the strongest suppressants his dwindling inheritance can buy, and then none when that eventually runs out too. Robert struggles to navigate life through the lens of a "normie". Someone who can't fall back on being a superhero in order to avoid his biology. He never expected to live this long to suffer the consequences of the abuse he put his body through constantly. Now, he's dealing with ex-super villains and trying to help them in their rehabilitation while suffering through a hormonal hurricane.

    Luckily, or unluckily, depending on how you view it, his team is comprised of mostly single alphas who are all too happy to ogle their new dispatcher, who screams emotional baggage. Now just to see who can crack the sarcastic ass dispatcher first, and maybe do their jobs along the way.

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    16 Jul 2026