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i like defiling r and j canon for some reason by earwigs
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
28 Apr 2019
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weird wip i dug up on my docs. tybalt becomes a pirate and has a huge honking dick. the last time it was updated was mid 2018 and i will never finish this but might as well post the first chapter :V
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- Part 3 of Unserious
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- English
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- 1,061
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- 1/1
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in soviet russia, canon defiles you by earwigs
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
28 Apr 2019
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cheers to another abandoned wip
also from 2018, like maybe around june
cant take credit for ALL the nonsense, since it was pretty evenly divided btw me and two friends who dont use this site
story vaguely resembles plot of the og r and j if you rly stretch ur imagination, but the friar works at mcdonalds and romeo also marries tybaltSeries
- Part 2 of Unserious
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wrote this when the meme was relevant and its not anymore but here
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- Part 1 of Unserious
Recent series
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Unserious by earwigs
Fandom Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types, Sprite Cranberry - Fandom
28 Apr 2019
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This is a quarantine for all my old shitposts, for if I decide to ever post any earnest work on this account in the future.
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Two’s Company (three’s a crowd) by itiaskia, SpooKyra
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
16 Jun 2026
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While Eito roots around Takumi’s room, the doorknob suddenly twists, forcing him to duck under the bed.
Unfortunately, this hiding spot is already taken.
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16 Jun 2026
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Just a Memory by gaikotsuriria
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
29 Jul 2025
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On the eve of the planet's rebirth, four blood-stained soldiers go out for a nice walk on the beach.
Two forget, and two remember.
(Spoilers for Second Scenario).
Bookmarked by earwigs
15 Jun 2026
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Post Canon for Ending 003 (Goodbye) but with an happy ending.
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Sometimes saving someone doesn't mean that you immediately trust them again.
Sometimes not trusting someone is the reason you can't take your eyes off them.
And, sometimes you end up trusting someone despite everything they did.
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(Updated Daily. Finished)Bookmarked by earwigs
15 Jun 2026
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law of effect by righteouseyes
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
03 Aug 2025
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After all, in every story he’s ever read, the kiss is the pivotal moment: when emotion finally transcends language, when there’s nothing left to say. When it all falls into place. I love you, it says sometimes. I’m sorry, in others. I understand now.
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15 Jun 2026
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The Bitching of Aotsuki by TheGoneAngel
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
10 Aug 2025
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He suddenly remembers a memory of Eito and himself in the War Room. They were sitting close to one another, and Eito was smirking about something. He said gravely, “One of those degenerate ogres believes they are worthy enough to bear a child for you,” and Takumi felt a stirring of deep-seeded panic. He was too young for this; not like this. He thought of Nozomi, so lovely and ready; not like this. She would be very compliant and gentle; not like this.
Takumi had already tainted her, his final reward, by allowing her memory to be warped and programmed into obedience. He wouldn’t have a child with her.
Eito grabbed his arm and tapped him, one, two, three. Takumi looked at him. Eito smiled at him, his eyes glinting. “I will not let anyone defile your sweet scent with their rot. I will protect you, Takumi.”
Takumi wondered if there was a challenge within Eito’s love.To bear a child for you…
Takumi wonders if Eito is up for the challenge.Bookmarked by earwigs
13 Jun 2026