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Over a decade after high school graduation, Cartman finds out that Kyle has an Only Fans page. Obviously, this pisses him off enough to pay for a subscription. Now, Kyle has him right where he wants him.
Except, Kyle starts to discover old secrets that may permanently alter his friendship with Stan.
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Stan plays with fire when he gets in the middle of Kyle and Cartman's relationship.
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28 May 2026
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7 minutes in heaven was a stupid game.
Especially when they lead to a dumbass enemies-with-benefits situations with the guy you hate most.
But Kyle wasn’t going to let it get out of hand.
Probably.
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03 May 2026
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“And for our next performer- Bad Irene!” The slight feedback from the speakers did little to dull the roar of the crowd. The spotlight dimmed, focusing into a perfect circle around the front of the stage. Bass notes played as a chubby thigh revealed itself from behind a curtain, stepping languidly out into view. Red velvet, gracing the floor like pooled liquid, every bit of movement showing carefully sewn sequins as she made her way into the light.
Kyle felt his throat go dry.
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Some people need just a little push in order to have a little fun and let loose, and Cartman knows Kyle is the perfect candidate for such a thing. After seeing his piqued interest at a drag show Cartman takes it upon himself to knock Kyle out of his comfort zone and into the limelight- if only the bumps along the way didn't include Kyle's conflicting feelings about the idea or the man at hand.
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19 Mar 2026
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Their new arrangement made Kyle’s body sway back and forth even more, as he winded up every punch. “Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! I hate you—” then, he stopped abruptly. His fist hung mid air, as he looked down at Cartman with a new, unreadable expression. His freckles hid under a blush that was now starting to form on his face. The room went quiet and then…
“Cartman, are you… Are you hard?”
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Or Eric Cartman's not-so-small problem, that Kyle unfortunately has to deal with.
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20 Jan 2026
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Heartbroken Kyle. Annoyed Cartman. Hated ex. One mischievous, borderline evil plan.
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20 Jan 2026