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    Anything written as an extension or "What if" scenario of an episode.

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    Fics involving developed background characters like Nina's friends from the concert TV special (Flora, Claudia, Olivia) and moving service workers with nametags seen in Season 3 (Tom and Ron).

    Also may include expanded worldbuilding of the series.

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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Maybe it's the intrigue — of the man, of the night, of the fact that Listers considering this at all. He eyes the shoes, the beige hem of pants sticking out the bottom of the coat, the way the guy stands like he's chained in front of a firing squad. The fake moustache that is absolutely going to fall off his face if it doesn't just slowly inch its way down to his neck like a live caterpillar first.

    Lister idly nods. "What's your name?"

    The man thinks for a moment.

    "Todhunter. Christopher Todhunter. Superior officer."

    Lister nods again, not believing it for one second.

    "Not cheap," He says, rocking slightly on his heels, "Half now, half later."

     

    OR, Lister gets mistaken for a mysterious man of the night and might just take someone up on it.

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    15 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Admittedly they'd both been a bit in their cups by then, but Lister sort of thinks he gets it. Some of his favourite parts of sex had little to do with the actual act itself and more to do with the desperation of being close to someone, of breathing the same air and sharing the same body for a bit. Don't get him wrong, sex was great, but it was the little things that really made it; a hand holding you closer, losing all sense of time outside the other person, the cuddling after where you laze about in bed naked with each other, vulnerable but safe. All things Rimmer's never experienced—and stuff Lister's probably not up to giving him, truthfully.

    Not all of it, anyway…but maybe some of it.

    "Okay, don't bite me head off," Lister starts cautiously, wiping his hands on his green cargo shorts, "But I'm gonna put something on the table…metaphorically, that is."

    Rimmer, predictably, says nothing.

    Lister licks his lips and thinks he should just come out with it, cause worst comes to worst at least it'll definitely make Rimmer start talking to him again.

    "I think you should put me prick in your mouth."

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    15 Apr 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Lister loved Rimmer.

    Yes, he was a smeghead, and yes, he drove him round the bend, and yes, he could be really bloody annoying about basically everything. But at the end of the day, it was them, wasn’t it? Him and Rimmer. The only two humans left in the inky black of space.

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    15 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    At that moment, Asa was completely captivated by Morimoto Chiyo and couldn't look away. Why? What was that attraction?

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    10 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    An ending rewrite for the episode Award To the Wise.

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    31 Mar 2026

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