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    Shane was a tidy, meticulous person, careful in every way.

    He only got like this with Rozanov. He couldn’t explain it, would never be able to even if threatened, but maybe it didn’t matter. Maybe it was just a fact of life. Water was wet, the sky was blue, Shane Hollander wanted Ilya Rozanov to drunkenly fuck him without a condom.

    “Of course I want to,” Rozanov rasped. “Stupid idea, though.”

    “Everything we do is stupid."

    When the next day arrived, he could languish in some sort of regret. But what was Shane supposed to do? He had a brain swamped with alcohol, and Rozanov looked edible. Of course they were going home together.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    NSFW fanart

    They are totally so casual about each other. Nothing serious. Totally. Seriously. It’s only sex.

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    29 May 2026

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    😍😍😍
    So beautiful and so fucking hot 🥵

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Shane.” Ilya’s voice had dropped an octave. “I am full of pasta. And we have some hours before your parents come.” He stalked closer, slowly, and Shane got a glimpse of the hunter that girls across the country could only dream about. His breath glided over Shane’s ear, sending a shiver down his spine. “There’s something else I think I want to eat, though.”

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    04 May 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 84

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    A reimagined scene from episode 6, where David Hollander is not immediately spotted by Ilya when he goes to grab his charger from the cottage. What if he had chosen to freeze rather than flee? He got a glimpse of domestic interactions between Shane and Ilya, and a chance to reassure Shane of his support. And maybe he starts to see a different side of Ilya Rozanov as well.

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    02 May 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    The missing scene in Ilya’s Tampa hotel room.

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    09 Apr 2026

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