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“Just when I thought we’d seen it all,” Chimney says.
Hen scoffs. “I’ll never stop being surprised when someone finds a new way to be stupid.”
“It’s actually not new,” Buck says, pointer finger up in the way that means they’re in for an infodump. “In 1986, a company released almost 1.5 million balloons over Columbus, Ohio. The streets were clogged with balloons for days and it caused a bunch of car accidents.”
“Why do you know about this?” Harry asks.
“Buck is kind of obsessed with disasters, natural and otherwise,” Eddie says.
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An influencer releases 2 million balloons over LA, causing Tommy's helicopter to go down.Bookmarked by doesnotcompute
13 Apr 2026
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Evan Buckley (an ally) signs up on Grindr looking for a fake boyfriend to take as his plus-one to his parents' wedding anniversary.
Tommy Kinard (guy who should know better) agrees to be his date.
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- Part 3 of bucktommy AUs
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15 Mar 2026
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Whitaker is looking at him with the biggest, bluest eyes John's ever seen. “You're Park the Shark’s roommate?”
John snorts. “No.”
“Oh, I—”
“We live together,” he clarifies. “We started dating when I was finishing my R3.”
Whitaker squeezes the saline so hard he squirts it up the patient's arm.
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14 Mar 2026
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Pine doesn't want the bruises to fade, he would wear the evidence of Teddy's hands on him with pride: this is who I belong to.
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08 Feb 2026
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When the pointer starts moving, Buck feels his heart rate pick up. His leg stops shaking. He—he's here? He's really here?, maybe… possibly… Buck swallows. Forces himself to breathe through the anticipation. He wonders what Bobby wants to tell him. Wonders if he can hear Buck talk back.
He brings the notepad to his side, writing down the letters as they appear, glancing once or twice at Ravi who doesn’t seem as excited about the prospect of communicating with Bobby. Maybe they weren’t as close.
The first word happens faster than Buck is ready for.
C A L L
“Call?” Buck asks aloud, tilting his head as he tries to think of what Bobby would even be thinking of. Is there any other word that starts with call? Call— Calligraphy? Yeah okay, maybe he just means a phone call…
Before he can second guess himself once more, the pointer moves again.
T
Buck blinks. Flashes of a cleft and sharp, blue eyes. An unfinished breakfast. An unopened bottle of wine.
Buck shakes his head.
(Or the Ouija Board says to call Tommy instead.)
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08 Nov 2025