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    Phil Lester usualy wasn't one to go to strip clubs. But after being coaxed into it by a couple of his friends he meets the ever hypnotizing Greyson Bear(Dan Howell). Easily falling in love with him Phil works to save Dan from the underworld of prostitution.

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    09 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the best fanfics I’ve read in my whole life

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    A recent loss has ground Phil's life to a halt. At 33, he's static in his grief and living in the house he grew up in - until his mother kicks him out.

    In a fit of indignation and with nothing to lose, he answers the first listing he finds for a room to rent in London... a listing posted by a guy named Dan.

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    23 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Owie but good owie

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    “That’s got to be the weakest come-on I’ve heard all night,” the man said, “and I’ve heard plenty.”

    Phil, who was lost to a fit of giggles over the word “come-on,” suddenly looked up.

    “I’ll bet you have. God, you’re…” Handsome. Gorgeous. Stunning. Fit. Come on, brain, work with me here! (Ha! Come on.)

    “Dan,” they finished for him.

    “Dan,” Phil breathed, and even the name tasted sweet.

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    A multi-chaptered songfic inspired by Hozier's cover of "Do I Wanna Know?" - Arctic Monkeys

    (or, the idiots-to-lovers AU I was so desperate to read I wrote it myself)

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    16 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    Dan is an extremely talented but unrecognized tattoo artist, his body a black and white masterpiece. Phil, on the other hand, has everything against tattoos. When he’s dragged along to his sister’s addition to her collection of ink, he realizes that perhaps turning one’s body from a blank canvas into a work of art is something to find beautiful instead of repulsive.

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    13 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Part three of the Phil-ED-Trilogy. Please read notes for specific triggers and links to the other parts!

    Phil's been in recovery from an eating disorder for over a year now, and life is so much better-so much that he's ready to go on tour again. Right?

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    10 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Owie