disasterass
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Oh My God, They Were Roommates (La Squadra Roommate AU) by disasterass
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Feb 2026
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After your decrepit apartment floods and you’re running out of options, your coworker Melone makes an offer you can’t refuse (mainly because it’s the only thing in your rent budget): Rent a room at their house! Sure, you’ll be living with seven other people, but where’s the fun in privacy?
The only issue is, you keep having these weirdly tender moments with some of the people in the house. Friendships are blooming and all, but you feel like it’s gonna get awkward at some point. From having to share a bathroom with Ghiaccio to helping Risotto cook, these things just keep happening. Plus, when your team gets a new and possibly dangerous mission from the boss, your whole life gets changed. Who knows, though? Maybe, there’s someone writing you into a La Squadra rom com and everything will be just fine.
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You peg Gerry Keay. Very little plot outside of that.
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A World to Win by disasterass
Fandoms: Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei | The Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels
11 Jun 2024
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My friends wrote this as a joke and it went too far. This is the greatest literary work since My Immortal.
I need to be put down.
Karl and Joe have always had their differences. I mean, hey, capitalism and communism are polar opposites. But what happens when they start feeling something more?
Manifesting….. Love?
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The Shackles of Emotional Entanglement by disasterass
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Dec 2023
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Oneshot where Cioccolata gets away from Bucciarati and Co.™️ early enough that he sustained injuries but didn’t die. Told from Secco’s POV.
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Secco refuses to admit he loves Cioccolata even while he’s on his way to save his sorry ass.
Series
- Part 1 of JJBA Oneshots where my faves stop dying
Recent series
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JJBA Oneshots where my faves stop dying by disasterass
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Dec 2023
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Picture You by catheravery
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
21 Jan 2026
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Caesar learns one night that the window by his balcony is... strategically placed near Joseph's open window. Joseph learns this too and decides to have some fun with this information.
Bookmarked by disasterass
07 Feb 2026
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JD Vance Couch Porn: One naked man fucks six couches at 3am by Complimentary_Sadist
Fandoms: 2024 US Election - Fandom, Political RPF, US Election 2024, American Politics - Fandom
04 Aug 2024
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JD Vance entered the IKEA at 3 am, wearing nothing but socks and sandals, a live dolphin nestled snugly between his clenched butt-cheeks. The store was cool and empty, his footsteps echoing pleasantly and his penis gingerly awakening as he headed for the furniture showroom.
He considered it a rite of passage to break into a furniture store at some godless hour, looking for a soul mate. It was a sign that he wasn’t playing around anymore. He wasn’t just here for the thrill of cheating on the couch he had stolen from his Mamaw (slang for grandmother), no, he was also here to find THE ONE. The couch that would finally complete him, supporting both his back and his passion of becoming vice president.
Bookmarked by disasterass
05 Nov 2024
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During their stay at the Wall, Sansa calls Brienne into her room for a private conversation.
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A moment in time exploring the bond between generations of queer women. :)
Bookmarked by disasterass
25 Oct 2024
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Clara get's sick and to preserve her image, Carmilla has to go into work anyway. She calls the only other sinner she can trust to care for her sick daughter.
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- Part 5 of Helluva Boss Fluff and Angst
Bookmarked by disasterass
16 Mar 2024
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Carmilla is tired, Zestial is supportive and improves her mood.
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Happy straight people (I hate them (I hope they can be happy forever))
Bookmarked by disasterass
16 Mar 2024