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    “You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”

    “I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”

    “Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”

    Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.

    That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.

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    An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Spamton G. Spamton and Anthony Tenna want to seal the deal. Becoming the co-star of TV Time wasn’t exactly in his plans, but with Tenna’s insistence he just couldn’t say no, despite the ominous warnings he’d received from his benefactor. Whatever happens, happens.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Spamton, Tenna, and the TV World crew have spent all day hurriedly preparing for the big rainy-day movie marathon!

    It would certainly be a shame if the power went out!

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Spamton took a breath, but he couldn’t get enough air. He took a step back. This was a mistake. He didn’t just spawn into existence, he was missing...something. These people knew him, knew about him, and none of what they knew seemed to be good. He had to recover from this, somehow, convince them that this was fine –

    "Spamton, what's my name?" the blue one asked.

    Well, shit.

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    Everyone tries to figure out what to do with Spamton after he goes through a factory reset.

    Based on the factory settings au by starridge on tumblr!

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    22 Jun 2026